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Jodie Marsh, revenge porn and Antony Costa’s ‘button mushroom’

Screen Shot 2015-11-17 at 12.18.15Did you catch Jodie Marsh Is Exposed Online? It’s on TLC, and it features the fragrant beauty striking a blow for privacy. The blurb tells us:

10 years ago Revenge Porn barely existed, but now thanks to a combination of smart phones and social media, it’s a term that is becoming more and more familiar, with victims ranging from Celebrities to school kids.

Jodie, the subject of bullying throughout her school years, was herself was a victim of an online stalker until recently, so can relate to how it feels to be ‘virtually’ harassed and victimised. She’s also confessed to taking intimate pictures of herself for former partners.

But how does it feel when someone posts images or videos of you doing the most intimate things imaginable, online, for the world to see?

In this film Jodie will talk to victims to see how devastating the effects can be and looks at what is being done to prevent this heinous crime. She’ll talk to tech experts and hackers to highlight how easy it is to hack into our private lives and she’ll meet the perpetrators face to face to see what motivates them to invade someone’s privacy and then share it with the world.

Kiss ‘n’ tell is a low act. But is Marsh the best person to highlight the issue?

In 2009, Marsh wore a T-shirt showing scores of her conquests out of 10.

 

 

The same Marsh, reportedly, told the News of The World about one former flame, Blue’s Antony Costa:

“He’s VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY small,the smallest I’ve ever seen in my life. I’m talking like maybe two inches tops. I must be really unlucky when it comes to men’s willies because I always seem to get really small ones. Antony’s very self-conscious about his and tried to make out that it wasn’t a tiddler. But I could tell straight away. It’s not just a little bit small, it’s like a button mushroom.”

Nice.

Posted: 17th, November 2015 | In: Celebrities, Reviews | Comment


Prepare to vomit: Jodie Marsh sending mucky texts to Frankie Cocozza

THAT feeling of nausea you feel every single second of every single stinking day is about to erupt out of your eyes and nose in a disgusting, almost beautiful, flowing arc.

Jodie Marsh has revealed that she and Frankie Cocozza share dirty text messages with each other.

Just picture that. Cocozza, with his head that looks like a Cabbage Patch doll peering out of a bear’s arse, feverishly thrashing away at texts sent from Jodie ‘looks like she’s made out of varnish and boiled sausages’ Marsh. It’s enough to make you lose every single lunch you’ve ever eaten.

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Posted: 20th, June 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2)


Jodie Marsh: Bodybuilder – Photos Of Hardest Brownest Woman In Celebrityville

JODIE Marsh has worked out that her body is her fortune. Having been fleshy and busty, tattooed and busty, almost clothed and bust, and busty, Jodie is now taut and busty with a stomach that sources claim communicates the braille message “You’ve not seen anything this hard and brown since Terry Waite’s first post-captivity dump”.

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Posted: 5th, October 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2)


Jodie Marsh Is More Muscle And Silicon Than Fat: Photo

GOOD news for those of you who thought Jodie Marsh was terrifying – she’s got even more terrifying. Jodie, 32, has just finished fifth in a qualifier for the Natural Physique Association British championships.

Says Jodie:

“This is the best I’ve ever felt — and the best my body’s ever felt. In 50 days I have gone from 25 per cent body fat to ten per cent, gained 8lb of muscle and lost 20lb of fat. I’m really happy I’m going home with a trophy. If I can do this in a few weeks then what else can I achieve with more training time?”

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Posted: 4th, October 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comments (7)


Jodie Marsh Shows Off Her Missionary Tramp Stamp: Photos

JODIE Marsh cocks two phones and with Phil Tufnell and Patrick Monahan attempts to set a world record for the longest three-way phone call.

She does this while kneeling on a bed and displaying a tattoo of what appears to be a set of handlebars over her crotch – a missionary position tramp stamp – so adding to the impression that passers by at Waterloo station have stumbled across a live party wank.

Greatest Tattooed Mugshots Ever

It’s 09800LongRelief, an attempt to see how long you can keep going with Jodie Marsh on the other end of the blower. Thankfully Jodie’s voice is a registered contraceptive device and the only stopping the record being smashed is Tuffers pressing the off button as he slams the phone into his forehead….

Tattoos – Tramp Stamps 2
Tattoos – On Your Arse
Tattoos – The Tramp Stamp

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Jodie Marsh takes part in the world's longest three-way call attempt at Waterloo station in London.

Posted: 30th, September 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Rihanna Raids Jodie Marsh’s Wardrobe

ririhotdressAFTER the fake Rihanna sex tape and the fake (?) Rihanna self-nudes, the singer steps out in an outfit that shows off her primary sexual characteristics.

If only Jodie Marsh could sing…

D-listed has more…

Oh, Rihanna, always the dirty pictures…

Posted: 1st, October 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Michael Jackson Memorial Tattoos: Gallery

jodie_marsh-jacksonMICHAEL Jackson is dead. But Michael Jackson lives on on buttocks, arms, breasts, Jodie Marsh and, in time, a laser surgery. Anorak presents The Michael Jackson Memorial Tattoo Gallery:

Posted: 30th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)


Jennifer Ellison Plays Spot the Dodgeball

jennifer_ellisonJENNIFER ELLISON is the face and balls of Doritos Dodgeball Challenge, a live gaming experience enabling members of the public to fire dodgeballs at “real people” eating crisps.

Like Jennifer.

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Posted: 1st, May 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment