Joe Biden Orders Everyone To Sneeze Only In Fields

JOE Biden says on NBC’s Today show that in light of Mexican flu he will not be travelling by plane, car, cannon, hairplug, lunar module or Space Shuttle.

He will also be relocating his office to a field in central Wyoming, with his PA in a meadow in North Dakota, his crimper in Ohio and his family in a safe house at the Arctic Research Facility in Northern Canada.

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Posted: 30th, April 2009 | In: Politicians | Comments (2)