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Joe Nelms Gives The Greatest Sermon In The History Of Religion

PASTOR Joe Nelms of the Family Baptist Church in Lebanon, Tennessee, will now treat NASCAR fans to the greatest sermon in the history of religion.

“Lord I want to thank you for my smokin’ hot wife tonight, Lisa, and my two children Eli and Emma – or as we like to call them – the little E’s. In Jesus’ name – boogity, boogity, boogity – Amen!”

Hell fire runs on GM performance technology…

Spotter: Iowahawk

Posted: 26th, July 2011 | In: Sports | Comment