Posts Tagged ‘John Barrowman’
John Barrowman Brings Torchwood Raunch To The Krankies Glasgow Pantomime
IN readiness for pantomime season, we went to Glasgow to see a teaser for Robinson Crusoe And The Caribbean Pirates (It’s Johnny Depp?! Oh no it isn’t!) starring John Barrowman (Torchwood) and The Krankies (husband and wife Ian and Janette Tough).
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Posted: 27th, September 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
Should The Next Doctor Who Be A Woman?
NERDS! How do you feel about the prospect of Doctor Who having boobs? Essentially, the question here is that, should there be a Doctor Whoman, would you be angry, disappointed or aroused?
You may think ‘It’ll never happen!’ thanks to some spurious tidbit of knowledge you gleaned from some grotty reference book you’ve had since you were eight, but the calls for the writers of this Whovian slop to branch out increase, year on year.
And now, John Barrowman is shouting too. In a really tuneful, stage-school way, naturally.
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Posted: 14th, September 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment (1)
Brad Pitt To Star In Dr Who Spin Off
CELEBRITY quote of the day comes from not-Brad Pitt look-alike John Barrowman, who is in conversion with London Tube weirdo shield Metro:
Hack: My friend says whenever his mother sees you on TV, she says: ‘He’s so handsome – I can’t believe he’s gay!
John Barrowman: “With Brad Pitt you don’t say: ‘I can’t believe he’s married!’ Why does being gay mean women can’t fancy me and find me sexy?”
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Posted: 22nd, September 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2)
John Barrowman Exposes His Torchwood On The BBC
JOHN Barrowman exposes his Torchwood on the BBC and the BBC apologises:
During yesterday’s show, presented by Nick Grimshaw and Annie Mac, Grimshaw asked Barrowman, who has starred in Doctor Who and its spin-off Torchwood: “You’re famous, we’re told for getting your willy out in interviews.
“Is this going to happen today?”
Barrowman responded by saying he was going to “get it out”, amid shouting and laughter.
He was later heard to say: “I didn’t take the whole thing out, but I got my fruit and nuts out.”
After Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross promoted Satanic Slapper Georgina Baillie on the ad-free BBC this is an outrage. Time to hit the (FU*K) Off switch on your remote controls.
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Posted: 1st, December 2008 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
The Large Hadron Collider Has Killed Everyone
THE LARGE Hadron Collider has killed everyone. If you are reading this you are dead. If you are not reading this you are dead.
DAILY TELEGRAPH:
Gill Hornby: “Before the world ends, I just wanted to say: I told you so”
In my own branch of Astrophysics, CKtC – or, to give it its full name, Curiosity Killed the Cat – we jolly well wish they wouldn’t.
Stalking celebrities for science: Alexander Fsachem needs celebs to make sense of the universe on the BBC…
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Posted: 10th, September 2008 | In: Broadsheets, Strange But True, Tabloids | Comments (42)
