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Is Chelsea’s John Terry A Teflon-Coated Odious Chancer Or The Misunderstood Hero?

IS John Terry, the hard-to-like Chelsea and England captain, a racist?

Footage shows Terry mouthing the words “black c**t” and “fu*king knobhead during his side’s defeat to QPR.

The allegation is that he directed the words towards Anton Ferdinand, the QPR defender who is of mixed-race.

The video does not show all of Terry’s sentence. The opening part is obscured by Ashley Cole’s head. Terry says his sentence began with the words: “Oi! I never said…”

Terry says he uttered the words without racist intent. Says Terry:

“I thought Anton was accusing me of using a racist slur against him. I responded aggressively, saying that I never used that term.

The story makes the front page of the Sun.

“COPS IN TERRY RACIST PROBE”

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Posted: 26th, October 2011 | In: Key Posts, Sports | Comments (4)


Chelsea’s John Terry Says He Is The Real Victim Of QPR Abuse: Anton Ferdinand Might Wonder

DID England and Chelsea captain John Terry racially abuse QPR defender Anton Ferdinand? Coming after the allegation that Liverpool’s Suarez called Manchester United’s Evra a nigger, this looks like more bad news for football (Suarez denies the charge.).

The allegation is that Terry called Ferdinand a black c**t.

Terry’s explanation is that the conversation went like this:

Ferdinand: “Did you just call me a f***ing black c***?”
Terry: “Oi! I never said f***ing black c*** you f***ing knobhead.”

Terry issues a statement:

“I’ve seen that there’s a lot of comments on the internet with regards to some video footage of me in today’s game. I’m disappointed that people have leapt to the wrong conclusions about the context of what I was seen to be saying to Anton Ferdinand. I thought Anton was accusing me of using a racist slur against him. I responded aggressively, saying that I never used that term. I would never say such a thing, and I’m saddened that people would think so. I have known Anton for a long time and spoke to him about it after the game, and there was no problem between us. I congratulated him on their win. He has not accused me of any wrongful remark. It was clear it was all a misunderstanding at the time. After the result, I am saddened to be dealing with these wrongful allegations. I am the proud captain of one of the most internationally diverse teams in the Premier League and I absolutely believe that there is no place for racism in sport and indeed in any walk of life.”

Context is important. In this age of the internet, where words can be taken out of context and played with – where political discourse is reduced as the players dare not use irony – words can take on new meanings.

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Posted: 25th, October 2011 | In: Key Posts, Sports | Comments (5)


Sexy Fred Goodwin’s Grubby Secret: Shagging On The Glass Ceiling

SIR Fred Goodwin, aka “Shagger”, has had to give up the fight and had his super injunction partially overturned.

It had been in place to prevent us calling him a banker and hide the fact that along with Adam Applegarth (former Northern Rock CEO who was, allegedly, shagging Amanda Smithson from the company’s buy-to-let division) Sir Fred was bumping the uglies with a woman on his senior staff instead of stopping the world’s worst banking melt down.

If you are going to shaft the country, what’s an old colleague for? After all, as every RBS financier knows and brags churlishly while chuckling over the RBS sponsored Rugby match after dinner port, they are women burnishing the glass ceiling with their backsides!

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Posted: 19th, May 2011 | In: Key Posts, Money | Comments (17)


Will Smith And Jenny Cannybody Lose Super Injunction Fight: Spoilt Rich Bastards Got Theirs First

JENNY Cannybody, 30, of Scotswood Road, Newcastle upon Tyne is never likely to get the superinjunction she craves to stop the exposure of the fact she is having her bones humped to breaking point by Will Smith. (No not that one).

This Will Smith is, as fable has it, a 42-year-old North Shields butcher and, according to Jennifer in a Newcastle’s Bigg Market pub rest room tête-à-têtes with her mates, likes a good time, has a bit of brass and knows how to wield his pork sausage the right way. (“If you know warra mean, like”)

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Posted: 9th, May 2011 | In: Key Posts, Reviews | Comments (3)


John Terry Is Sleazy Enough To Be England Captain: Rooney Hope Renewed

JOHN Terry says he knows he is not liked by everyone. For instance, a player might not like him; but a player’s wife or girlfriend may like him very much…

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Posted: 23rd, March 2011 | In: Sports | Comment (1)


England’s World Cup In Pictures: John Terry Slapped Down

AFTER John Terry’s grandstanding and divisive bid to be England’s player–manager – picking the team on the availability of players’ wives and girlfriends, allegedly? – another press conference. We looked on as England manager Fabio Capello and Steven Gerrard made their entrance during the press conference at the Nelson Mandela Bay Stadium, Port Elizabeth.

In Pictures: Origins Of Vuvuzela Discovered (NSFW)

Capello: “I’m focused on tomorrow’s game. The players trained very well this morning. The game tomorrow is really very important, it’s not about what one player has talked about.”

Stitch that, JT!

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Posted: 22nd, June 2010 | In: Sports | Comments (2)


Fight At England World Cup Training Camp: Pictures

AT the England World Cup training camp Joe Cole has Wayne Rooney in a head lock. A fight? Well, no. just spot of high jinx. But signs of fight are encouraging. After John Terry’s ego made its pitch to be England’s player-manager – yep, this is open and honest John Terry the one who tried to take a gagging injunction on the News of the World – the former skipper spent a part of this morning trying to kick himself in the head (picture 2). Frank Lampard spent much of the morning smiling. As did the rest of them…

Pictures: Vanessa Perroncel (John Terry’s Alleged Lover)

John Terry’s Dirty Play Gets A Red Card: Media Delights

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England manager Fabio Capello (right) and Frank Lampard (left) during training at the Royal Bafokeng Sports Complex, Rustenburg, South Africa.

Posted: 22nd, June 2010 | In: Sports | Comments (5)


World Cup: The Countdown To Fabio CRAP-ello Moves On Apace

THE World Cup Countdown to Crapello – the mutating of England coach Fabio Capello into a figure of blame – is well and truly on. John Terry took on the role of de facto captain during a press conference at the Royal Bafokeng Sports Complex, Rustenburg.

Nothing has changed in the England camp. But the media are looking for a loose hem on Capello’s shirt to tug way at. Get this:

The England manager, who led the team to nine wins in 10 games in qualification, has refused to say whether he will leave his post if the team fail to qualify from a group they were expected to breeze through.”

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Posted: 20th, June 2010 | In: Sports | Comment


In OK! John Terry Runs Non-Suicide Toni Terry A Bath, Privately

IN this week’s OK!, Toni Terry, wife to loyal England footballer John Terry, wants to talk about her amazing life with JT.

If ten other England players get caught shagging their best mate’s lover or a glamour model in their car, allegedly, JT may yet be in the running for the job of England skipper.

Alicia Douvall (NSFW)

Right now it’s all eyes on Toni, who wants to tell us about her “quiet life”. OK! says “all manner of folk” have been “poking their noses” into Toni’s private life. It’s just not on.

John Terry’s Wayne Bridge Handshake Frame By Frame

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Posted: 8th, June 2010 | In: OK! | Comment (1)


John Terry’s Dad Pleads Guilty To Dealing Cocaine

NEWS of John Terry’s dad, Edward Terry. We spotted him leaving Basildon Magistrates Court in Essex, apparently disguised a Tory MP.

Inside, he had pleaded guilty today to dealing cocaine. Terry senior admitted supplying cocaine to a News of the World journalist. No – ho-ho – not for her personal use. Hacks are straight and clean, it says here.

No, he sold the drug for £160 to an undercover reporter called as Dan Sanderson in a wine bar in Chafford Hundred in November last year. He is bailed to return in June.

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Posted: 13th, May 2010 | In: Sports | Comment (1)


John Terry’s Mid-Season Break And Ashley Cole’s Extra Training Win Title For Chelsea

JOHN Terry and Ashley Cole win the Premier League with the boys from Chelsea FC (Grosvenor House or bust! NSFW) and all thoughts of natual justice are correct.

It turns out that allegedly cheating on Cheryl Cole (NSFW) – the “nations’ sweetheart” – does not make you a loser. It makes you a winner. And that a winter breaks with the kids and the wife (but not her) in Dubai is just the ticket.

Pies has lots of news.

Posted: 10th, May 2010 | In: Sports | Comment


Cheryl Cole And Will.i.am Cook Up A Gay Storm

CHERYL Cole (nation’s sweetheart Cheryl Tweedy) and Black Eyes Peas front man will.i.am (enemy of grammar) are being linked in love. Are they shagging? Is Cole giving the Black Eyes Peas man a black eye? Can the media and PRs produce a background story of love to help flog the idea that one-hit, lip-synching wonder Cheryl can support a talented big band like the Black Eyed Peas?

Ashley Cole’s Women (Alleged)

The Sun wonders and comes up with:

You’ve turned Cheryl gay, Ash

Lia Nicholls says that the boys at Chelsea FC have heard the news that Black Eyed Peas singer Fergie “might bed his estranged wife Cheryl”.

What the report said was that Fergie…:

“…told pal WILL.I.AM that SHE will bed CHERYL COLE before he does.”

Anorak read that as Fergie claiming to have more chance of shagging Cole than will-i.am does, who has next to no chance.

Cheryl Cole And Ashley’s Marriage

Anyhow the news is that John Terry, Didier Drogba, Frank Lampard and more have told Ashley Cole:

“You’ve turned your wife gay”.

Adding that in any threesome:

“You could have been in the middle of that!”

No, not will.i.am and Cole – Cole and Fergie. Yeah, Sir Alex Ferguson, who also has more chance of shagging Cheryl Cole than will.i.am does…

Ashley Cole’s Women (Alleged)

Posted: 8th, May 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Elin Nordegren Shuns Revenge Shag In Favour Of Divorce: Pictures

TIGER Woods wife Elin Nordegren has yet to embark on a revenge shag tour, taking in, perhaps, Jesse James, Ashley Cole, John Terry, Charlie Sheen and – well, what the hey – Josyln James. (Kim Hiott is inncoent.)  Instead the news is that Elin is looking to divorce the Tiger. No word what Earl Woods thinks of it.

Tiger Woods’ Women (alleged)

The Sun says Elin was upset by that creepy Nike ad in which Tiger tried to hypnotise you into believing his dad shagged all the girls, allegedly. And that if you wear a Nike hat with a tick on it all is forgiven and your wife will toe the corporate line and maybe appear in her own ad channeling Mother Theresa of Calcutta in an adidas sweatband.

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Elin Nordegren, girlfriend of American golfer, Tiger Woods watches him play at the 2002 American Express Championship, Mount Juliet Golf Course, Co Kilkenny, Republic of Ireland. *Woods won the American Express Championship with a final total of 25-under-par, one shot clear of South African Retief Goosen in second on 24-under.

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Posted: 15th, April 2010 | In: Key Posts, Sports | Comments (6)


Wayne Bridge ‘Dates’ Kim Kardashian And Vanessa Perroncel’s Deal

WAYNE Bridge, the Manchester City player billed as the Sun’s bitter” “sad” loser in light of candid John Terry’s alleged dalliances with Vanessa Perroncel is being linked to home-made porn star and reality TV fodder Kim Kardashian.

Kim Kardashian (NSFW)

This is “Bridge and the busty Kim, the heiress”.

Vanessa Perroncel (John Terry’s Alleged Lover)

Kim Kardashian is Bridge’s hot new date”. Well, she will be should they ever decide to meet. The story goes that Bridge met Kardashian met in a Miami nightclub and they exchanged not fluids but words. There is talk of texts and Kim maybe meeting up with Bridge should she come to the UK.

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Posted: 26th, March 2010 | In: Key Posts, Sports | Comments (2)


‘Bitter’ Wayne Bridge Meets Vanessa Perroncel In Court

THE Sun has news on Vanessa Perroncel and Wayne Bridge’s money. They who were  were two thrusts of the hottest shagging story around – until the story of John Terry’s extra-martial doings got spiked and money, allegedly, changed hands.

News International titles billed John Terry as a man of honour:

Another thing I liked about Terry – and this will sound strange – was his candour.

This is JT:

Who dallied with wife Toni in the Dubai sand and cement and “looked like love-struck kids” in the Sun.

Who told the Sun that he wanted to win the Champions League for Chelsea and the World Cup for England – “I am not ashamed to say it”.

Who, the Sun said, offered his hand to Wayne Bridge when they met on the field of battle and looked the man he never wronged in the eyes (he didn’t – pictures here).

Lauren Pope (NSFW)

Who the Sun told us is not afraid of nuffink:

Terry “insisted he was not afraid to risk a snub from his former best mate – vowing: ‘I will offer my hand and he prepared to shake his’.”

Bridge is the Sun’s loser – and enjoy the ironic use of “screwed”:

“You’ve screwed up Wayne.”

This isBITTER soccer star Wayne Bridge”.

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Posted: 25th, March 2010 | In: Key Posts, Sports | Comments (10)


In Pictures: The Sainsbury’s Sport Relief Mile Is Golden

THE Sainsbury’s Sport Relief Mile, on Victoria Embankment in central London, was people running a mile for charity. This is the kind if distance Britain once ruled the world in. But Seb Coe now wears a suit and the Golden Mile is best left to such athletes as former Rolling Stones shagger Jo Wood, pro-am “Paki” dancer Anton Du Beke, Lyvita lady Fern Britton, Eddie Izzard, polo for commoners champion Jodie Kidd, F1 heiress Tamara Ecclestone, eyebrow wrangler Lizzie Cundy, sop actors from Emmerdale, Coronation Street, Hollyoaks and Eastenders and Mr “If he loses the electisn we are f*****” David Cameron.

No, not John Terry and Ashley Cole. It’s not that kind of sports relief. This is the day for those celebs who realise that marathons should be best left to Ethiopians and the Mile is what makes Great Britain Great…

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(l-r) Fern Britton, Eddie Izzard, Jodoe Kidd, David Cameron and Winston Squire, Colin Jackson and Laura Bailey pictured on the start line of the Sainsbury's Sport Relief Mile, on Victoria Embankment in central London. .

Posted: 21st, March 2010 | In: Sports | Comment


Tabloids Use Steve Rowley’s Leg To Beat Chelsea’s John Terry: Pictures

JOHN Terry runs over Chelsea steward Steve Rowley’s leg. And the papers go wild. As with all football injuries what happened is the stuff of huge debate. Early reports that Rowley’s leg was broken have now been reduced to his suffering a “bad sprain” and “bruising”.

With so many reports, it’s hard to know what the truth. And we are left with the task of sifting through post-match reports. Until all footballers are on Player Cam all of the time we cannot be certain what the truth is.

The Star leads with:

“JOHN TERRY ‘HIT & RUN’ COP QUIZ”

The Mirror delivers:

“IT’S ‘HIT & RUN ‘B-TEST SHAME”

The B-test is breath test, something the Star says is “routine”. Terry had no idea he had hit let alone injured the man. But are the tabloids suggesting something else?

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Posted: 18th, March 2010 | In: Key Posts, Sports | Comment


John Terry, Toni’s ‘Shock’ And The Steward’s Broken Leg

JOHN Terry was driving a car that has accidentally broke the leg of a Chelsea steward. The Mail tells an interesting tale of what occurred after Chelsea had lost to Inter Milan in the Champions League (photos here).

John Terry’s Wayne Bridge Handshake Frame By Frame

One image of Terry in his car with Toni, the wife, is captioned:

“Moment of impact: Toni covers her face in shock”

A little later, the Mail says:

Terry, 29, was unaware of the incident at the time and drove home without stopping, but he was later contacted by police.

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Posted: 17th, March 2010 | In: Sports | Comment


Take That Sex Story Pictures: Howard Donald Is Mark Owen’s Ashley Cole

AFTER news of Take That’s fallen possum Mark Owen’s sex life, the tabloids tell of Howard Donald’s alleged sex with married Dutch fan Merith Van Onselen, 28.

Says the allegedly cuckolded husband Dave Koevarmans, father to their child in words that should rise a smile:

“I always thought MARK OWEN was her favourite.”

But Mark was in a solid relationship with [insert name here] and was not available.

Howard Donald – Fame And Women

The whole story of Donald’s alleged sex with a fan is told in one breathless News of The World paragraph:

Singer Howard Donald romped with 28-year-old Merith Van Onselen behind the back of the mother of his youngest daughter at the height of the group’s comeback – after wooing her while high on cannabis.

That is how you write tabloid news, readers. Amy Nelmes knows her stuff.

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Posted: 15th, March 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comments (3)


Mickey Rourke Gives Ashley Cole Lessons In Sex

MICKEY Rourke, he of the Croydon facelift, has never played for Ashley Cole’s Chelsea FC, but when the film comes to be made of John Terry’s life, he is a shoo-in for the part of the former England skipper.

Ashley Cole’s Women (Alleged)

True enough, that Kerry Dixon’s biopic was the one we had Rourke down for too, but news is that the actor has shagged 14 British women in one night, so he’s in.

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Posted: 5th, March 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comments (3)


England 3 Egypt 1: John Terry Fails To Shag Anyone, In Photos

ENGLAND tonked Egypt 3-1 on the Wembley sand – England are nothing if not gracious hosts eager to make their visitors feel at home. John Terry was booed a little. Someone who’s mum might have shagged the Chelsea captain held up a sign saying “WE FORGIVE YOU”. And Our Man saw it all. We’ve the pick of the pics. And do enjoy these next:

Did Your Mum...?

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England fans hold up a sign aimed at England's John Terry, in the stands prior to kick off

Posted: 4th, March 2010 | In: Sports | Comment


Sun Falls Out Of Love With John Terry – Bridge Handshake Pictures And Analysis

john-terry-wedgieBODY language expert Judi James is telling Sun readers that John Terry’s offer of a hand to Wayne Bridge was “one of the meanest, most grudging offers of a handshake I’ve ever seen. His hand was ramrod straight and he did not look at Wayne at all…

John Terry’s Wayne Bridge Handshake Frame By Frame

Or as the Sun put it yesterday:

Chelsea skipper JT… offered his hand to Bridge during the pre-match formalities. But Manchester City defender Bridge refused to look Terry in the eye as he passed off the gesture.

Can you look someone in the eye if their eyes are looking at the ground?

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Posted: 1st, March 2010 | In: Sports | Comment (1)


Noble John Terry Wins Again As Wayne Bridge Does The Dirty: Pictures And Video

wayne-bridge1JOHN Terry continues to do no wrong in the Sun as the paper backs its  man of candour John Terry, its World Cup Willie, over Wayne Bridge, that sad loser.

Vanessa Perroncel (John Terry’s Alleged Lover)

Having seen sisters organ the NoTW spike the story of Terry’s alleged affair with Vanessa Perroncel – Wayne Bridge’s former lover and the mother of his son – the Sun has been cheering for Super JT ever since.

John Terry’s Wayne Bridge Handshake Frame By Frame

Now Terry and Bridge meet at Stamford Bridge as Chelsea play Manchester City:

* Chelsea skipper JT – sporting a daft mohican hairstyle – offered his hand to Bridge during the pre-match formalities. But Manchester City defender Bridge refused to look Terry in the eye as he passed off the gesture.

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Posted: 27th, February 2010 | In: Sports | Comments (10)


John Terry’s Wayne Bridge Handshake Frame By Frame

TO Stamford Bridge, where Chelsea’s man of candour John Terry is trying to shake hands with Manchester City’s Wayne Bridge. Did JT wash his hands? Did Bridge fail to gob on his own before reaching out a paw? Did JT write (with Ashley’s Cole’s felt tip) “I shagged your kid’s mum” on his hand in biro? Anorak brings you the moment frame by frame.

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Manchester City's Wayne Bridge skips shaking hands with Chelsea's John Terry

Posted: 27th, February 2010 | In: Key Posts, Sports | Comment


Chenille Steele: ‘Kisses’ Ashley Cole ‘Might Have John Terry’s Baby’

chenille-steelCHENILLE Steel is a glamour girl who claims to know Ashley Cole and John Terry. She sings:  “I’ve been spit-roasted, in Grosvenor House, by the boys from Chelsea FC…”

Chenille Steel is the glamour model you wants to confess in song.

You’ve seen the pictures – now enjoy the song:

Cheryl Cole And Ashley’s Marriage; Ashley Cole’s Women (Alleged); Vanessa Perroncel (John Terry’s Alleged Lover); Alicia Douvall (NSFW)…

You may think I’m downmarket
Something you’d scrape off your Jimmy Choos
But I’ve been shaggin’ your husband
And it’s in the News of The Screws

I’ve been spit-roasted, in Grosvenor House, by the boys from Chelsea FC
Max Clifford’s on my speed dial in case I have John Terry’s baby…
I’ve kissed and told on Ashley Cole
And I got 20k from The Sun
‘Cos I’m just a glamour girl
Who likes it up the bum

NSFW

Posted: 25th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (5)