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Johnny Rotten’s Sex Pistols Perfume And Other Novelty Drinks

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Johnny Rotten’s Sex Pistols Perfume And Other Novelty Drinks

JOHNNY Rotten has brought his own perfume to the market. It’s Rotten smell for him and for her. It’s called “The Sex Pistols”.

It retails for £32.50 for 50ml, and is best dabbed on the scrotum (for him), or on a tampon (for her) and mixed with snot and butter to make a delicious cocktail.

Its makers at Etat Libre d’Orange says Rotten perfume wearers “must resist tradition and fight conformity”.

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Posted: 23rd, August 2010 | In: The Consumer | Comments (2)