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Celebrity Big Brother: Katia Ivanova On Sex, Drugs, Orgies And Jonas Altberg

katiaDAY 3 of the plan to turn Celebrity Big Brother reject, occasional orgy makeweight and Rolling Stones gnome polisher Katia Ivanova into a star.

She’s on the front page of the Star, and the headline is senzzzzational. no, Not that Katia is a cheaper alternative to Katie Price. But that:

“KATIA – ‘RONNIE WANTS ME BACK..BUT I LOVE JONAS.”

This is Katia’s “amazing tale”.

Celebrity Big Brother In Pictures: Katia Ivanova And Heidi Fleiss Leave Together

There are “red-hot pictures” of Katia inside the paper. But they turn out to be not all that hot, more lukewarm. We see Katia in her knickers; Katia on the bed in her nightie; and Katia drinking a glass of apple juice in her bath.

One page before that you can see Chelsea with her nipples out. But, Chelsea is not front-page news because she has never done painting by numbers with a Rolling Stone nor frotted a Scandinavian fish slice called Basshunter, aka Jonas Altberg, on the telly (pictures of his orgy here).

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Posted: 18th, January 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (6)