Beaten By Rage Against The Machine, Joe McElderry Can Be A Jonas Brother Yet

KEVIN Jonas is now married to Danielle Deleasa. And this means that Simon Cowell’s plan moves into stage B: Get X winner Joe McElderry, aka Joe-nas McEver-ready, aka Plaque Efron, Kevin’s purity ring. Make Joe McElderry a Jonas Brother

Meanwhile, Plaque Efron has been pipped to the Christmas No.1 sport by Rage Against the Machine’s Killing In The Name Of. It sold about 50,000 more than The Climb, McElderry’s sentimental croon.

Now that’s over, will normal service in the charts now be resumed?

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Posted: 20th, December 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)