Katie Price To Sue Newspapers Over Divorce From Peter Andre

DAY Eight of the Peter Andre – Katie Price Divorce Master class: Katie Price sues, Peter comes back and a surprise party…

Today Jordan wants OK! readers to know that he is hurting.

The Daily Mirror surmises the text of Jordan’s tan ‘n’ tell on its front page:

“I love my husband but I can’t sit around crying”

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Posted: 20th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (7)

Katie Price Sends Secret Message To Peter Andre

DAY Five of the Peter Andre – Katie Price Divorce Master class: Katie is sending out a secret message by internet telegram Twitter to Pete…

KATIE Price has sent a message to pop acorn Peter Andre – over the public broadcast service that is Twitter. Peter, come in Peter – do you read me, Peter. Over?

“I’m still keeping a dignified silence. I have made no comments, they are made up.”

Stop.

“I’m heartbroken. I never wanted any of this. We all miss Pete.”

Stop.

Coming home

Pete: “Stop… coming… home. Over.”

Peter: “Stop coming home! How can she be so cruel. In school. With drool. Play the fool. Spool. Cagoule.”

Chorus: Awww Pete!”

Peter: “Jordan. Warden. Gordon (Brown) – heeee know howwww ai feeeeel. Jordan. Last Tube to Morden, via Bank…”

Repeats until OK! deal is signed.

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Posted: 16th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment

The Other Woman In Katie Price And Peter Andre’s Divorce Tells All

SOME more refreshingly ambiguous reporting on the Katie Price – Peter Andre divorce as the Telegraph brings readers:

Katie Price ‘lines up Sir Paul McCartney’s divorce lawyer’ against Peter Andre

A statement of fact – followed by a teaser of circumspection:

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Posted: 16th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment

The Other Man In Katie Price and Peter Andre’s Divorce Tells All

JORDAN and Peter Andre Divorce Masterclass: Day 3: Jordan’s other man.

In “JORDAN JUMPER: I DIDN’T JUMP HER”, the Sun’s Brian Flynn introduces readers to “Married Andrew Gould, 28”, the “hunky horseman”, who says sex with Jordan is “out of the equestrian” and, “We’ve never had a relationship.”

Adding:

“I’m not interested in her at all that way. There’s no reason for Pete to be jealous.”

So that’s it. Move on. Here’s the Mirror’s front page:

“I am the man who broke up Jordan’s marriage – “HORSE HUNK REVEALS ALL.”

Back in the Sun:

He pointed out his wife was among the group who joined Jordan at a Bristol club after the Badminton Horse Trials. Wife Polly, 29, said: “We’re all just friends.”

That would be his wife who was out of shot in every picture published in the press? Will all now be revealed? The wife, of whom the Star says:

The handsome dressage trainer, who has two sons with his PR executive wife Polly, 29, has stables in West Sussex near Kate’s home.

Andrew adds:

“I did say I wasn’t the guy in the club. I didn’t mind it coming out, but Kate didn’t want Pete to know I was there because of how he reacts.”

Here’s the angle – the boozy meeting in city nightclub with the most recognisable chest in showbiz was clandestine…

Andre is asked if he knew Jordan before he sat her on a horse?

“Before Kate came to my stables I never really knew anything of her. I don’t follow the celebrity world. These rumours I hear of what she was like out clubbing, and seeing pictures of her falling out of clubs — I’ve never seen that side of her.”

How the press love pictures of Jordan in clubs, eh… And right now the hacks love Andrew Gould:

The riding champ, who has posed for saucy model pics in the past, claims he drove Jordan’s hubby “Insania” with jealousy… Andrew, one of the top five riders in the country, has posted a moody David Beckham-style pose on his official website.

And the press loves Twitter. So though Jordan has “fled” to the Maldives with her children, she finds time to send the fans a message in 140 characters or less:

“Thank you for all your support. It means so much.”

How much we might find out next month when Katie and Pete are due to meet with their agent in the US…

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Posted: 14th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment

Katie Price and Peter Andre Split Exclusive: Jordan Tells All

PETER Andre and Katie Price, the chest formerly known as Jordan, are going their separate ways – he into the sunset (to get tips on how to perfect the orangey glow) and she to the papers.

Says Katie Price:

“Pete is the love of my life and my life. We have children together and I am devastated and disappointed by his decision to separate and divorce me, as I married him for life.

“This is not what I want and the decision has been taken out of my hands. I will not comment further or do any interviews regarding the separation but I will always love my Pete.”

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Posted: 12th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (26)