Posts Tagged ‘Jose Mourinho’
Champions League: Mourinho makes Real Madrid’s free-scoring strikers misfire?
EUROPEAN football only matters to the tabloids when a foreign club is playing a British side in the Champions’ League. Thus, all eyes are on Real Madrid, who face Manchester United. The Sun’s “European football correspondent” – “World Football Uncovered” – Antony Kastrinakis has the lowdown on the Spanish side. In a piece about how Jose Mourinho has upset his side with his “autocratic rule”. Kastrinakis writes:
“Strikers Gonzalo Higuain and Karim Benzema are fed up with being rotated and are struggling for form.”
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Jose Mourinho Passes His Spurs Interview
JOSE Mourinho is all set to sign for Spurs. Well, he’s passed his own test with Real Madrid’s performance against Barcelona in the Champions’ League. As he told us in 2004:
“I would have been frustrated if I had been a supporter who paid £50 to watch this game because Spurs came to defend. I’m really frustrated because there was only one team looking to win, they only came not to concede – it’s not fair for the football we played.”
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Roberto Mancini’s Taxi For Manchester United Presents The Top 10 Premier League Boxing Day Photos
MANCHESTER City manager Roberto Mancini gestures on the touchline…for a taxi. How long will Mancini be in Premier League Manchester? Well, that depends how soon Man United want him. No, only joking. It depends when the City owners finally get the man they really want: Terry Venables. Jose Mourinho. Arsene Wenger. Alf Ramsay. Why not just hire all the world’s top managers and give them each a week? Best hair gets the job. The Boxing Day fixtures saw goals by West Ham United’s Alessandro Diamanti, Chelsea manager Carlo Ancelotti continue his impression of a man being sick in his mouth, and Liverpool being lucky. The top 10 pictures of the day:
England Refuse To Play ‘Swine Flu’ Mexico At World Cup
SCARE story of the day comes via the Sun, wherein readers are told that footballers are spreading swine flu:
PREMIER LEAGUE stars were last night ordered to stop spitting amid fears of spreading swine flu. The Health Protection Agency have stepped in, trying to stop the infection being passed on. Three Blackburn players have had the virus including Chris Samba and David Dunn, while four unnamed Bolton stars are sick.
No spitting on order of the HPA, whose spokesman clears his throat:
“Spitting is disgusting at all times. It’s unhygienic and unhealthy, particularly if you spit close to other people. Footballers wouldn’t spit indoors – so they shouldn’t do it on the pitch.”
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Posted: 28th, October 2009 | In: Sports | Comments (2)
Islamist Makes Threat To Kill Jose Mourinho
THE Sun leads by asking politicians “Don’t you know there’s a bloody war on?”, while the Star keeps things local: “Muslims: we’ll kill Mourinho.”
The war on terror needs a bit of football to spice it up, so here’s the Star keeping it real, and relevant:
FOOTBALL boss Jose Mourinho is living in fear after Muslim nuts threatened to kill him. He is a target for Islamic fundamentalists after blaming a poor display by one of his players on his fasting for Ramadan.
Says Mourinho:
“Muntari had some problems related to Ramadan, perhaps with this heat it’s not good for him to be doing this fasting.”
The player is midfielder Sulley Muntari, the former Portsmouth FC star who used to ply his trade in Israel.
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Posted: 28th, August 2009 | In: Sports | Comments (5)
Brazilian supermodel Gisele wins $1m betting on Italian football
LIFE is not fair, clearly. This story proves it beyond any doubt:
Extremely hot supermodel Gisele Bundchen has reportedly won $1m betting on the fortunes of Jose Mourinho’s Inter Milan. She is set to make even more cash if Inter win the Italian league this season (they almost certainly will).
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Jose Mourinho Gets Lap Dance On Chiambretti Night TV
IF you can’t get Fabio Capello and Jose Mourinho in a lap dance club, then the lap dance club will come to them.
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Posted: 2nd, April 2009 | In: Sports | Comment (1)
Tactician Jose Mourinho Accused Of Assault
DID Jose Mourinho lose more that his cool when his Inter Milan side lost to Manchester United in the Champions League?
Of course, Mourinho was never cool. He was tetchy and petulant, but thanks to those pauses in speech that make a foreign coach look thoughtful and an English coach thick and his nice scarf Mourinho was considered a spark of genius.
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Posted: 12th, March 2009 | In: Key Posts, Sports | Comments (10)
