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Justin Bieber Envies Your Simple Poor ‘Normal’ Life

JUSTIN Bieber is cautionary tale. It might look like’s having fun and giving music fans a target to hit, but the singing foetus craves what you take for granted: he just wants to be “normal”.

Now that I’m here, I sometimes wish I could just go back home and chill. But if I was at home and I wasn’t doing this, I’d wish that I was in this position.”

What is it about Bieber that like makes you want to teach out and cuff it? Other things that engender the same reaction are:

  • The BBC continuity announcer saying: “It’s Strictly.”
  • Noel Edmonds’ secret Moses–To-God talks with the ‘Banker”.
  • Switzerland.
  • Any TV show with a horse in the opening credits.
  • Anyone who plays Dr Who not playing Dr Who
  • Michael Parkinson talking to Billy Connelly in public
  • Justin Bieber

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Posted: 11th, October 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment