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Justin Bieber And Daniel Radcliffe Are Google’s Top Cocks
ONE way to promote your website right now is to post a Justin Bieber item, albeit a spurious one – perhaps the sad, neglected, undiscussed, unread, utterly redundant and hypocritical New Statesman might take note. Justin is among the most searched global topics on the internet, apparently.
Into my second paragraph and I’ve already lost about 95% of the beliebers: bye. But let’s plough on. Much of the obsession with the heterosexually advertised Christian teen sensation, with the bossy mum, is focused on his cock: Nanny Google has about 1.36m links to Bieber cock stories. So if I link this story to my Daniel Radcliffe PhotoShopped cock pics I’ll have created a perfect storm of interest to take Madame Arcati well into the Winterval season.
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