Anorak

Kai Wayne Rooney | Anorak

Posts Tagged ‘Kai Wayne Rooney’

At Home In Barbados With Kai Wayne Rooney And Traditional Wag Coleen

WE’VE peeped inside Kai Wayne Rooney’s nursery. Now we get to see inside his new home in Barbados.

Coleen Rooney “invites us into her and Wayne’s lifestyle”. Well, not quite. Coleen Rooney actually only invites us to look at her things.

Kai Wayne Rooney, Birth Of A Brand

She wants to show us the villa she’s had built in Barbados. This, we learn, is “another string to her bow”. (The bow is Louboutin for William Tell, the arrows are Swarovski and the feathers made from cash.)

Read the rest of this entry »

Posted: 6th, April 2010 | In: Hello! | Comment


Wayne Rooney’s Tattoo For Kai

114GOOD times for those of you took the best on the 2-1 shot: Wayne Rooney would get a tattoo of young Kai Rooney on his neck.

The Sun says that “PROUD” Wayne “wants to celebrate by getting a new bit of artwork. He’s been designing what it will look like. At the moment he would like it on his lower back.”

Read the rest of this entry »

Posted: 6th, November 2009 | In: Sports | Comment (1)


Mel Gibson’s Immaculate Russian Give Birth Melanie Mary Passion Sugartits Eva Beaver Gibson

mel-gibson-beaverMEL GIBSON, not to outdone by Kai Wayne Rooney and parents, has become a dad, via the Russian vessel Oksana Grigorieva.

Mel’s a hardcore Catholic divorcee, so his child born out wedlock should be called Melanie Mary Passion Sugartits Eva Beaver Gibson. It’s a girl!

Read the rest of this entry »

Posted: 2nd, November 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (3)


Kai Wayne Rooney, Birth Of A Brand

216AND lo it came to pass that professional ordinary girl Coleen Rooney, wife of England footballer Wayne Rooney, has given birth to Kai Wayne, a boy child.

Kai is named in honour of his mum’s love of throat singing, as practiced by the people of Tuva, in southern Siberia,  it’s easy to spell and Kay-Wayne makes him sound like a west cosst rapper.

A spokesman tells us:

“Mother and baby are both absolutely fine. Wayne and Coleen are thrilled with the wonderful addition to their family life.”

And the bookmakers get to laying odds:

Read the rest of this entry »

Posted: 2nd, November 2009 | In: Sports | Comments (8)