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Kate Middleton Kidnapped In Amersham: Royal Wedding Watch

KATE Middleton has been kidnapped in Amersham, Bucks. Was she shopping for frumpery at local boutique Amber’s of Amersham? No. Kate was in a field by hundreds of children. Persons dressed in balaclavas approached and abducted her.

Prince William is there. He turns to the kidz and says, “Thank f***! She was diong’ my head right in.

No. That’s a joke. He appeals for help. Will the kids help him find Kate? There’s a badge in it, maybe. And a woggle. Two woggles if you find her intact. And Camilla got spare fags. Who’s in?

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Posted: 12th, February 2011 | In: Key Posts, Royal Family | Comments (8)