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Katie Price Aims To Break Record For Hosting Biggest Roomful Of Mugs

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Katie Price Aims To Break Record For Hosting Biggest Roomful Of Mugs

KATIE Price and Kerry Katona will one day appear on nostalgic telly shows. The pair, their tiny faces pinched into a points from being pulled tight behind their ears, their adapted breasts dispensing gin and tonic from the nipples, will flash back to these heady days when they talked about their “lettuces” on the magic box.

Katona has adopted a new schtick with her Karia law, a form of Sharia law in which footballer like Ryan Giggs gets castrated and woman who sleep around have their vaginas sewn up.

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Posted: 17th, June 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment