Posts Tagged ‘katy perry’
What Sex With Katy Perry Is Really Like: Bring Cards
KATE Perry wants us to wonder about what sex with like her is really like:
“I have secrets and magic tricks, of course. I can’t share them because then you’d all know. But let’s just say I’m not shy.”
A few weeks into new marriage and already she pulled out the top hat and the rabbit. Their silver wedding anniversary will see the statue of Liberty disappear – inside Katy!! Behold the live TV spectacular!!!!
Posted: 22nd, December 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Katy Perry Upskirt And Breasts Photos: BBC Teen Awards Get Lift
CAN looking up Katy Perry’s skirt and down her top make the BBC Teen Awards a hit? At the Hammersmith Apollo, London, Perry wore a dress with the candy machine dispenser over her veejay. For the teens. Especially for those teens stood in the front row with camera phones.
Russell Brand does not you like pictures up his wife’s skirts. But where was he to save the day?
In photo 4, Katy obliges the congregation with a stoop into the crowd. She’s a modern day Saint Agatha is Katy, a god-fearing, breast carrying entertainer waiting to be painted in your adoration…
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Posted: 14th, November 2010 | In: Key Posts, Music | Comments (2)
Katy Perry Helps Great Russell Brand Find God In Her Breasts
KATY Perry marries Russell Brand. We predict that before long Brand will discover Jesus through his in-laws (Katy’s dad is a preacher). And Katy describes her husband as “a great man of God”.
Katy Cocktease then talks about herself in Harpers Bazaar:
“I’m a good girl because I really believe in love, integrity, and respect. I’m a bad girl because I like to tease. I know that I have sex appeal in my deck of cards. But I like to get people think ing. That’s what the stories in my music do.”
Stories like:
California girls
We’re unforgettable
Daisy Dukes
Bikinis on top
Sun-kissed skin
So hot
We’ll melt your Popsicle
Oooooh oh oooooh
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Posted: 4th, November 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
Katy Perry’s Sexy Gifs: Snapshots Of Rapture
KATY Perry knows that sex sells. We’ve compiled a few Gifs of Katy going about her work and putting thoughts in your dirty minds. She’s now married to Russell Brand. There’s no celebrity sex tape of the pair. Beneath the sauce, Katy is conservative, religious girl. Our money is on Katy turning Russell on – to Jesus Christ…
Posted: 4th, November 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Lady Gaga And Katy Perry In Sexy Tomato Fight: Photos
TO London’s Golden Square for a sexy tomato fight between Katy Perry would-be K.Pez (aka Delia Marie Williams) and Lady Gaga look-alike – only sexier – Maybe Gaga (Victoria Cluskey). The stunt was to promote the MTV Awards in Madrid. It’s all hideous PR and exploitation. Here are the pictures for you to disapprove of – the tomatoes were non-organic…
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Katy Perry Still Wants Shane Lopes? Photos
THE more you see and hear of Katy Perry the harder it is to keep liking her. You need to almost constantly remind yourself that she is the reason Russell Brand no longer lives in the UK. But in the long term even this gift to the people of Britain might not enough. Perry was at her high school in Santa Barbara. The hymn-singing, cock-teasing singer then spotted Shane Lopes in the crowd. Who he?
“Is that Shane Lopes? You were the most popular kid in my class! But you never wanted to date me, it was always Amanda Wayne. Oh yeah, you really chose right honey. What’s up? What’s up now, player? I’m going to dedicate this next one to Shane Lopes everyone. “
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Posted: 16th, September 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Katy Perry Rocks The Gay Bar At New York’s Splash
KATY Perry was recently seen judging hapless singers on the X Factor. She was sat next to Simon Cowell’s lip-syncing clockwork soldier Cheryl Cole, who gets by on a combination of good looks and folksy charm.
Perry, on the other hand, can really sing and entertain. We spotted her on stage at New York’s “Splash” bar.
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In Pictures: Katy Perry’s Breasts Take Over MTV’s Tom Cruise Little And Large Show
THE MTV Movie Awards were a chance to produce some little and large acts: pneumatic Jennifer ‘J-Woww’ towered over her pocket mahogany munchkin (the Jaffa Cake Years) Nicole Polizzi ‘Snookie’; Cameron Diaz was paired with Tom Cruise (he is not small – she is 8ft in her hose); and Jackie Chan looming over a pin-sized Jaden Smith. The biggest star, however, was Katy Perry, whose breasts overshadowed Lindsay Lohan, Shaun White, Xtina, her lover Russell Brand, Vanessa Hudgens and pretty Zac Efron, Kristen Stewart and RPattz.
Posted: 7th, June 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
The Sexiest Twitter Pics Ever: Lindsay Lohan, Tila Tequila, Katy Perry, Coco And Moore
THE Sun says that a vote for the Labour Party is vote to end Page 3. Who needs Page 3 when you have Twitter. One-woman content factories like Tila Tequila, Lindsay Lohan and Coco can post their own pictures up and then work out the background story later. We’ve compiled the best self-promoting Twitter pics, featuring the aforesaid ladies, Adrienne Curry, Dora Baird, Jessica Simpson, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Demi Moore and many more stars of the little monitor. Enjoy – NSFW:
Posted: 6th, May 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Justin Bieber’s Lady GaGa Presents The 52nd Grammy Awards: 120 Pictures
JUSTIN Bieber took his mother Pattie Bieber to the 52nd annual Grammy Awards in Los Angeles. If you think Bieber looks young, get a load of his mum. Also there was a demure Rihanna, Nicole Kidman’s expression-free forehead, reality strumpet Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi, Lady Gaga pretending to be an am-dram star in the Melton Mowbray Players’ lunch-time rendition of Havisham: The Musical, and then rolling in her own mess, Veronica Mayra was poured into a dress (she forgot to say “when”), Phoebe Price, a dress-needy Nadeea, Katy Perry, Beyonce Knowles, Kathy Griffin, Miley Cyrus and Johnny Dang’s teeth.
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Posted: 1st, February 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (12)
The Hope For Haiti Now Telethon LA: In Pictures
ANORAK was there to watch the “Hope for Haiti Now: A Global Benefit for Earthquake Relief” in Los Angeles, California. We were there to see who gets sat by whom. Jennifer Aniston scored a seat by Daniel Craig. Russell Brand shared a seat with Katy Perry as he moves closer to becoming “That English dude who married Katy Perry.” And we got see what these fine people look like on the phone: Robert De Niro, Michael Keaton, Selena Gomez, Joe Jonas, Alyssa Milano, Reese Witherspoon, Ben Stiller, Kevin Jonas, Jeremy Piven, Samuel L. Jackson, Marisa Tomei, Jack Black, Nicole Scherzinger, Mel Gibson, Ellen DeGeneres, Cameron Diaz, Christian Slater, Taylor Lautner, Gerard Butler, Jack Nicholson and anyone else who fro a few dollars will whisper down the phone: “I love you. I’m your number one fan…”
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Posted: 23rd, January 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (6)
Russell Brand And Katy Perry Give Side Eyes And Ashley Olsen Does Twilight Victim Horror At 3rd Annual Art Of Elysium ‘Heaven’ Gala: In Pictures
KATY Perry and Russell Brand were the love birds at the 3rd Annual Art Of Elysium ‘Heaven’ Gala in Los Angeles, California. The gala aims to raise funds to put some colour in Ashley Olsen’s face, who arrived dressed as a Twilight extra one with the blood removed) trapped in Miss Haversham’s ruff. Other arriving for free dinks, included: Jessica Alba, Rashida Jones, Juliette Lewis, Elijah Wood, Kat Von D, Glenn Howerton, Rachel Bilson, Jamie Ray Newman, Mia Maestro, Sunny Mabrey, Ethan Embry, Jessica Szohr, Kate Bosworth, David Spade, Channing Tatum, Lolo Jones, Alicia Witt, Camilla Belle, Odette Yustman, Vanessa Shaw, Joy Bryant, Anna Paquin, Stephen Moyer, Laila Ali, Jenna Dewan, Brittany Snow, Bryce Dallas Howard, Dita Von Teese and a fit looking Nicole Richie:
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Posted: 17th, January 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment
Want To See Pictures Of Young And Innocent Katy Perry?
WANT to see pictures of young and innocent Katy Perry? MacGuffin loosk at the Mail’s Brave New World:
AFTER a series of decidedly creepy articles about the pre-school-age Suri Cruise and the picture of a fourteen-year-old’s bum, the Mail is at it again, with the groundbreaking revelation that someone who is now 25 was once 11:
Now, there’s nothing wrong with Perry putting a pic of her younger self on Twitter – the same evil Twitter the Mail seems to get lots of stories from.
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Leigh Lezark Plays Trains With Russell Brand And Katy Perry
IT says here that Leigh Lezark is an American DJ and model. She also looks like a young Jodie Foster with a brunette blackberry rinse.
We bring you this potted biography because after a little research we managed to discover the identity of this woman sat next to Russell Brand and Katy Perry at the John Galliano Spring-Summer 2010 ready-to-wear collection show in Paris, France. The woman who looks as if she’d rather be anywhere else than sat next to them.
During New York Fashion Week, Lindsay Lohan rearranged the seating at a show, “pulling out cards reserving places for other guests, including Juliette Lewis and Taylor Momsen, and throwing them to the floor.”
Until then it had never occurred to us that attending a fashion show was not enough unlike boarding the 16:45 from Paddington to Bristol in less comfy shoes. You arrive early, fight your ways past the hefty security, who demand to see your passes at least twice, and run for a seat, edging your way down thin catwalk-like aisles that anyone over a size 12 will get stuck in. You then look for a seat and discover that lots of them are decorated with little reservation cards. You sit down and then, having settled in and moved off, hear a voice with a sense of entitlement Princess Michael would consider excessive telling you that they reserved the seat you are sat in and you need to move.
Bravo for Lohan. Better if she removed the chairs as well to make us truly empathise.
So here’s Leigh Lezark, her joy at just getting a seat tempered by the realisation that she is seated beside Brand and Perry and forced to endure their canoodling at close quarters…
Posted: 9th, October 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Heidi Montag Introduces Reactions To Kanye West, In Pictures
KANYE West advertises the MTV Awards AGM by upstaging Taylor Swift and the media, the web, vested-interest groups and celebs get to work. The making of a media shitstorm, features Heidi Montag, Pink. the Daily Telegrpah, Eammanuel Adebyaor, Barack Obama and lots of LOL …
1: The spoof video mash up
2. The celebs muscle in on the PR War
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Posted: 14th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (5)
Katy Perry’s God-Given Big Breasts, In Pictures
KATY Perry is the wishy-washy popstar who if she were British would be on the team that commissions shows for BBC3, valued for her edgy input and lipstick lesbianism. Perry was brought up a Christian – her parents had a ministry – so she’d also do a stint on Songs of Praise and the Antiques Road Show, wooing the yoof market.
Katy Perry is safe – she will say just enough to may a few prudes call her a “caution” and not enough to be genuinely alluring or outrageous. Says she:
“I remember really vividly kneeling by my bed as a nine-year-old, saying my prayers and asking God to give me boobs that were so big that if I laid on my back I wouldn’t be able to see my feet. Eventually that request was granted.”
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Posted: 17th, August 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Katy Perry Twitters Herself Naked In The Bath
HAVING yesterday received Jewel’s boast card from a yacht, today, via Twitter, we get to see Katy Perry in the bath, with a pizza.
Twitter is recession-ebrity – recebrity – a way for the vain star to communicate without any need for PR, agent and paparazzi.
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Posted: 25th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2)
Katy Perry Wins A Car-B-Cue At NRJ Awards
KATY Perry, the US answer to the rhetorical question that is Lily Allen, has won the Best International Song award at the NRJ (énergie – yeah, really) awards do.
Perry’s work at the coal face of lipstick lesbianism and faux yoof kulchure has made her a household name.
And…she wins! Only joking. Whoah, Katy, out the knife down. Ok, take the statuette of a burning car, but you’ll have to give it back. Whoaah! OK, keep it. There a thousand more where that one came from.
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Posted: 19th, January 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Lily Allen Watch: Katy Perry Calling
Lily Allen Watch – Anorak’s look at the most pointless news about the media’s favouite celeb: Lily’s mobile phone and Katy Perry’s number:
“Writing on her Facebook page, Lily said: ‘I have Katy Perry’s number, someone did me a favour. I’m just waiting for her to open her mouth one more time then it hits Facebook. “
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Posted: 6th, January 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Kary Perry And Travis McCoy Do A Kosher Split
NOT Lily Allen Katy Perry and a Travis McCoy have split.
As is the way of celebrity, and attracted to the spotlight, while Katy was hosting a New Years do, Travis updated his blog about his more famous associate:
We fight every night, now that’s not kosher
I reminisce with bliss of when we was closer
And wake up to be greeted by an argument again
You act like you’re ten
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Posted: 2nd, January 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Lily Allen Watch: Lily Allen Snarls At Katy Perry
LILY Allen Watch: Anorak’s look at the day’s top/ most pointless celebrity news stories…
Lily Allen: the woman herself, on Katy Perry.
Lily Allen is considering the threat to her status as celebrity filler presented by Katy Perry:
“I happen to know for a fact that she was an American version of me. She was signed by my label in America as, ‘We need to find something controversial and kooky like Lily Allen.’ And then they found her.”
She concludes:
“It’s like, you’re not English and you don’t write your own songs, shut up!”
Lily has had one hit to date: Smile:
Smile “was penned by Lily Allen, Iyola Babalola and Darren Lewis… The organ riff is a sample of Jackie Mittoo playing keyboards on “Free Soul” by The Soul Brothers, written by Jackie Mittoo.
You tell her, Lily. England’s Lily…
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Posted: 9th, December 2008 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Death By Celebrity: Harry’s Pal, Lohan’s Dead Pool And Katy Perry Knives Liverpool
DEATH by celebrity – Anorak’s look at lives given meaning by the touch of celebrity, with Prince Harry, Lindsay Lohan and Katy Perry
“SALUTE TO JAMES – Our Boys bid sad farewell to Harry pal” –Sun
“Hundreds of British soldiers in Afghanistan bow their heads in a moving salute to a fallen pal of Prince Harry”
Trooper James Munday will remembered with drinks and fags at Boujis…
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Posted: 23rd, October 2008 | In: Celebrities | Comment
I Knifed A Girl: Katy Perry Flicks Her Blade And Joey Lappin Dies
ANORAK is delighted to see that lesbian enthusiast Katy Perry has bucked the trend for eating with her fingers and has taken to wielding a knife.
The singer’s other hand of not in shot on the Sun’s cover page, but Anorak wagers that it holds a fork or – little steps (Miss Perry is an American) – a spoon.
Harsh, indeed, then for the Sun to brand Perry the “No1 idiot” in “SINGER KNIFE OUTRAGE”.
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Posted: 22nd, October 2008 | In: Celebrities | Comment
