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Kelly Rowland Gives Birth To A Titan

CONGRATS to Kelly Rowland, the former Destiny’s Child singer (the one on Beyonce’s left shadow) has given birth. She tells People magazine:

 “We are blessed to report everyone is healthy and happy! The dad picked out the name. It has to do with his family.”

That name is Titan Jewell.

He’s either a members of the second order of divine beings, or else a keen WWF fan:

 

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Posted: 14th, November 2014 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Kelly Rowland’s X Factor Career Is Saved As The Clocks Go Back

THE major problem with the X Factor (the? – ed) is the need for off-screen drama. The People reports that Simon Cowell has given Destiny’s Child star Kelly Rowland 48 hours to return to the show or else her judging days are over.

An insider told The People:

“Kelly has been told it’s time to make her mind up. Everyone is supportive of the fact she is ill but other bosses are annoyed at the situation. She doesn’t want to quit. She is adamant that she isn’t worried about the row she had with Tulisa and wants to return but she has to give the ­producers her word – and fast.”

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Posted: 30th, October 2011 | In: Key Posts, TV & Radio | Comment


X Factor: Kelly Rowland Jets Back To US With Tulisa Riding On Her Back

HAS Kelly Roland quit the joyless X Factor following that made-for-TV spat in triggered by happy slapping Tulisa Contostavlos’ opinion that Misha Bryan is a bully? There is trouble at the heart of the Nuremberg-styled X Factor judicial system. It big enough to make the Sun’s front-page headline:

“Kelly I”m Off – Furious star jets back to US after row with Tulisa.”

The country is not big enough for the both of them.

Once upon a time the X Factor’s PR factory was amusing and appeared to be based on some degree of fact. Now it looks about as natural as Simon Cowell’s forehead, happy to turn a wannabe singer’s dreams into a row between two actual singers on professional contracts. Says the Sun:

The Destiny’s Child star, 30, deserted her acts — including hot favourite Misha B — after her TV bust-up with fellow judge Tulisa Contostavlos, 23. A worried ITV1 source admitted yesterday: “We don’t know where she is.”

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Posted: 25th, October 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment (1)


Tulisa Gets Called A ‘Scumbag’ During X Factor Auditions (Video)

BOOMING voices and flashing lights! That’s what makes the X Factor impossible to turn over once you start watching it. It’s a cartoon version of an already horrific industry and we all huddle round in our ill-fitting clothes acting as executioners, waiting to boo and bray at anyone who has the audacity to stick their head above the parapet.

And while Cowell is still getting his tits rubbed in America, we’re all gearing up for the UK series which only has Louis Walsh left over from the original judging line-up.

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Posted: 16th, August 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment


Louis Walsh Called Simon Cowell A ‘Fool’: It’s Like Chosing Between Illnesses

TAKING sides is never easy. However, as humans, we’re preprogrammed to do exactly that. Whether it’s football teams or pooh-sticks floating down a river, we need to back someone because without competitiveness in our lives, we’re nothing.

However, what do we do when both sides are equally odious? Step forward, the catfight that is Louis Walsh and Simon Cowell. On one hand, we have a coal eyed, man boobular, high-waist banded snark; the other, we have a camp lunatic who has never once introduced his brain to his mouth (like a little Lenny Henry, you might say).

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Posted: 15th, August 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment (1)


Cheryl Cole’s US X Factor Audition Tape: Nation’s Sweetheart Bombs In America

CHERLY Cole has been “AXED AGAIN”. No sooner has the UK version of the X Factor announced its judging panel (Gary Barlow, Zig ‘n’ Zag, Tulisa Contostavlos, Louis Walsh and Kelly Rowland) than the nation’s sweetheart is told she’s not wanted on the show’s US version. Maybe one of the UK’s judges will suddenly leave and Chezza will step in to save the day?

We are in the age of the Cheryl Cole conspiracy theory. While some are wondering how she managed to get on in the first place, others are wondering how she managed to get off. Anorak hears that Cowell was threatened by Grassy Knoll, a fabled FBI agent working in cahoots with the Bilderberg Group’s Illuminati divsion basded in Max Clifford’s suite at the Vatican.

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Posted: 29th, May 2011 | In: Key Posts, TV & Radio | Comment


Jared Leto’s Day Trip To Bangor: Radio 1 Road Show Pictures

JARED Leto of 30 Seconds To Mars is 38. He may be the right age to wear a raincoat in front of teenage girls. Jared Leto is Benjamin Button. His hair is as pert as a cub scout’s ears. Jared Leto was at the Radio Roadshow in Bangor. Also there was Chris Moyles. He’s 36. Genes can be cruel. We also spotted and heard from Kelly Rowland, Tinie Tempah and Roy Stride of Scouting For Girls sings a few of our favourite songs. Bangor is a day tripper’s dream…

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Justin Bieber performing on the Main Stage at the Radio 1 Big Weekend, at Vaynol Estate in Bangor, North Wales.

Posted: 22nd, May 2010 | In: Music | Comments (2)