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Kent Woman Banned From Every Shop In Britain Is Poundland Champion

SARAH Parker has been banned from every shop in the land.

At Canterbury magistrates’ court, Parker admits to shoplifting £100 worth of goods in single items from Poundland in Canterbury, Kent, on May 19.

Anorak has been to Poundland and can only say that Parker, a pregnant mum of four, must have been unhinged. Finding one thing worth buying in Poundland, let alone stealing, is a challenge. Finding 100 items seems a devious task akin to cleaning the Augean Stables with a bendy straw while being nagged by 25 toddlers driven half-mad on Lucozade.

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Posted: 16th, July 2011 | In: The Consumer | Comments (2)