Kerry Katona In Coronation Street Shocker

MORE time for some non-news on Kerry Katona, the face of ownbrand ketchups.

The Sun says the Kerry Katona will not be appearing in the ITV comedy-drama Benidorm.

The Sun then adds:

Whispers the ex-Atomic Kitten would be seen on Coronation Street were also denied.

In other non-news:

Kerry Katona’s mother Sue claims she faces being homeless because of her daughter’s huge debts. Katona owes £497,982.83 to the taxman and the £130,000 terraced house in which her estranged mother lives is being handed over to help clear the debt.

Kerry Katons’s mum has no house. We follow this non-news triples bill with news:

Bankrupt Kerry Katona plans to ease her cash problems – by launching sunbed studios called Ka-Tan-As.

She will then launch Kerry Ka-toner, a printer ink shop, Kat-oner, a home for slightly used felines and Katatonic – a new kind of pick me up for the terminally upset.

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Posted: 2nd, November 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2)