Kerry Katona Picks Her Nose On A Podium

KERRY Katona is in the news. And if it’s not Kerry’s batter, fat and nose making news, it’s her eyes.

Kerry Katona can keep being in the news so long as she doesn’t run out of body parts. Recently, Kerry auctioned off her breast implants, and the thinking is that the monies raised will pay for a new third leg or hair extensions for her back.

As for Kerry’s eyes, Leighton Ogden is telling heat readers all about them. Leighton is billed as a “former friend” of Kerry’s, and Anorak readers will recall his testimony:

“Ogden’s first sexual encounter with Kerry had happened four months earlier, shortly after her engagement to Croft—behind a Tesco in Warrington last Valentine’s Day.”

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Posted: 27th, August 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2)