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Kerry Katona’s Fit For Cocaine Shocker

KERRY Katona’s offensive on the tabloid media continues as the woman famous for taking cocaine and winning a reality TV show and selling frozen squirrels… (did we mention the cocaine?) Illustrates the Star’s front-page poser:

“KERRY: IS SHE FIT TO BE A MUM?”

This will surely lead to other questions as to what else Kerry Katona might be fit for?

Kerry: Is she fit for purpose?

Kerry: Is she fit to snort cocaine?

Kerry: Is she fit?

Kerry: Can she fit into a glass jar and be pickled for posterity?

Kerry: Is she as fit as butcher’s dog?

Having told the world that she took cocaine, the Star hears that people involved in child welfare are not impressed with Kerry. Well, one person isn’t.

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Posted: 12th, April 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment