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Ke$ha says she’s had sex with a ghost

ANYONE who has seen those leaked photographs of Ke$ha covered in someone’s semen will no doubt have been steadily vomiting for the past year. There’s something so profoundly unlikeable about Ke$ha that, it doesn’t at all matter what she looks like, because she’ll always be on the cusp of vile.

Maybe it’s because she’s a walking Bratz doll who will say absolutely anything for attention and, ultimately, will end up believing it herself.

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Posted: 28th, September 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Kesha Does A Sex Cymbal: Her UK Debut In Photos

DID you, perchance, see the Kesha show at the O2 Shepherds Bush Empire? This was her debut concert in the UK. The show lasted 56 minutes. Dave Gilmour’s prog-rock Charlie Gillmour’s Austerity Past, Present and Pluperfect has a longer intro. Still, does Charlie’s song feature a woman who looks a bit like John Travolta in Ian Botham’s old hair, with blue lips, and  a 1980s hairdresser’s wardrobe performing a sex act with a cymbal? Back to the drawing board, Dave…


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Ke$ha (Kesha) performs in concert at the O2 Shepherds Bush Empire, London.

Posted: 15th, December 2010 | In: Music | Comments (2) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Kesha Mistakes Dog Poo For Her CD: Hilarity Results

POP strumpet Kesha – “I always hairspray my hair as big as possible because then everything else looks smaller [brains, talent etc.] – says she gives her pals bag of dog turds:

“Sometimes I’ll walk my dogs and fill bags full of massive dog shit. Then I’ll wrap them as Christmas presents and give them to people.”

Them’s the people she likes. The one she hates get their turds polished – into a CD…


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American singer Ke$ha performing a Myspace secret show at the Bathhouse, east London.

Posted: 16th, June 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0

In Photos: Captial Radio Summertime Ball (Rihanna, Bieber, JLS, Cheryl Cole And…)

ALL the photos from the Capital Radio Summertime ball, featuring Justin Bieber,, Usher, Rihanna, JLS, Cheryl Cole, Dizzee Rascal, Kesha, Scouting for Girls, Alexandra Burke, Jason Derulo, Ellie Goulding, Tinie Tempah, The Wanted, Esmee Denters and Chipmunk… Want to see the photos? Here they are – enjoy them all:

Posted: 6th, June 2010 | In: Key Posts, Music | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0

Radio 1 Big Weekend In Pictures: The Race To Be the UK’s Lady Gaga

DAY 2 of the Radio 1 Big Weekend, at Vaynol Estate in Bangor, and with Sue Pollard pre-booked, it’s left to Marina Diamandis, of Marina and the Diamonds, to wear Thumper’s old bedspread, huge bins and call it edgy fashion. The UK needs a Lady Gaga, apparently, Paloma Faith was the front runner, but Marina is catching up. By our calculations, in accordance with Boy George’s Karmic scale, Marina is a few inches of genitalia away from being Our Lady. Keep it royal…

In Pictures: Justin Bieber’s Groupie Face Tops Cheryl Cole
In Pictures: Cheryl Cole Works The Bangor Stage At Radio 1 Big Weekend
Jared Leto’s Day Trip To Bangor: Radio 1 Road Show Pictures


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Rihanna performing on the Main Stage at the Radio 1 Big Weekend, at Vaynol Estate in Bangor, North Wales.

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Posted: 23rd, May 2010 | In: Music | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0