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UN Secretary General Is ‘Spanky Banky’ Moon, Says Kevin Rudd

DIPLOMATIC nicknames: Kevin Rudd on Ban-Ki Moon:

Foreign Minister Kevin Rudd and his office privately referred to UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon as “Spanky Banky” according to a new book.

Nice try, Rudd Boy. But Alan Clark’s diaries are hard to beat:

He once called Kenneth Clarke “A pudgy puffball.” As for Douglas Hurd, he said he “might as well have a corncob up his arse”. While he dismissed Michael Heseltine as the kind of person “who bought his own furniture”.

Spotter: Tim Blair

Posted: 18th, October 2010 | In: Politicians | Comment


Robin Williams Says English Are Grey-Skinned Australians

ACCORDING to Robin Williams the English are grey-skinned Australians:

“The Australians are basically English rednecks…,’’ [Williams] said….

Aussie red-face Kevin Rudd reacts to a joke:

Mr Rudd said: “First of all, I think Robin Williams should go and spend a bit of time in Alabama before he frames comments about anyone being particularly redneck.”

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Posted: 1st, April 2010 | In: Politicians | Comment


Kevin Rudd Is Home To Spend Christmas With Your Wife

LOTS of pictures of dark-suited and smiling Gordon Brown doing his impression of where’s Wally amid all the fatigues-clad troops in Basra.

“Your courage is legendary,” says Brown, before reading aloud the preface for his book on courage in which not one squaddie features.

It could be worse. Australian leader Kevin ‘Digger for Victory” Rudd is wowing his Boys in Afghanistan.

To cheer up our troops for Christmas, says Kevin Rudd:

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Posted: 18th, December 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)


Kevin Rudd Arrests Ahmadinejad In New York’s Little Zion

MAHMOUD Ahmadinejad is limbering up to address the great and good at New York’s Hyatt Hotel.
Also in New York is Australia’s leader Kevin Rudd.

That might be the same Kevin Rudd who vowed to take “legal action” against Iran’s President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad in the International Court of Justice for “inciting genocide”.

As Rudd might recall, Ahmadinejad vowed to wipe Israel off the world’s map, and in so doing kill millions of Jews.

As Piers Ackerman says:

That was then. Prime Minister Rudd is now at the UN where he has every opportunity to ask Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon to refer Ahmadinejad’s genocidal calls to the UN Security Council as a matter threatening international peace and security.

Rudd is a man of his word. He’ll pull his finger out and point it at the would-be weisse angel:

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Posted: 25th, September 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment