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Kirstie Alley Dies on August 18 2013, Says Life And Death Calculator

2279282IN this week’s celebrity death watch the National Enquirer says Kirstie Alley has “ONLY 4 YEARS TO LIVE”.

Kirstie Alley dies on August 18 2013? That should give her plenty of impetus to lose that weight again and save the pall bearers having to put in the hard yards in the gym.

On the other hand, don’t dig a hole – just toss Alley to the floor and let nature and gravity suck her down.

The date of Kirtie Alley’s death is supplied by one Dar Patrick Wannis, a “human behaviour expert” from Miami Beach, who says that the actress is playing “Russian roulette with her life”.

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Posted: 18th, August 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2)