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Korean News salutes wise comic book fan Kim Jong Un

KIM Jong Un is Now no.1 leader supreme in all of North Korea. To him the Kim Jong il Otter Hat of power and the chance to spend the rest of his life looking at orgasmic flats (you need to see this) and stuff.

Anorak has gotten hold of the last photos of Kim Jong il looking at stuff. And while you enjoy those, you can read a few words from the Korean News Agency on the passing of a living double rainbow:

Kim Jong Il, general secretary of the Workers’ Party of Korea, chairman of the DPRK National Defence Commission and supreme commander of the Korean People’s Army, passed away from a great mental and physical strain at 08:30 December 17, 2011, on train during a field guidance tour

The North Koreans pushing that train are grieving hard for the “tender-hearted father of the people” with whom he shared “weal and woe”.

They are weeping bitterly out of self-reproach and regret that they failed to keep Kim Jong Il in good health despite the behests of the President.

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Posted: 20th, December 2011 | In: Politicians | Comment (1) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0