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Kylie Minogue’s Epiphany For One

KYLIE Minogue  gives hope to other single woman in their forties:

 “I had a realisation that I need to do things differently. I didn’t want to become a parody of myself. I spent new year on my own. I stayed home alone as I wanted to stay true to my epiphany.”

That’s not a night in in front of the telly on your own, ladies. That is an epiphany…

Posted: 14th, March 2014 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Kylie Minogue loses a foot on Elle magazine cover

KYLIE Minogue is on the cover of the January 2013 issue of Elle magaine. She looks goo. But where is her foot?

Suggestions, please…


Posted: 3rd, December 2012 | In: Fashion | Comment

Lady Gaga Is Not Madonna’s Camel: She Also Looks Like Kylie, Britney And Christina

LADY Gaga is pilloried for being Madonna’s cameal – a popstar formed by committee. But the criticism is unfair: Lady Gaga has also adopted the looks of Kylie Minogue, Gwen Stefani, Christina Aguilera, Grace Jones and Britney Spears. It is all done with a massive sense of self-awareness, of course. Gaga would not more pass off an old look as her own as she would bash out a Euro pop number entitled Alejandro that sounds a lot like an Ace Of Base track, which in turn was not overly different to Aswad’s Don’t Turn Around


Posted: 20th, April 2011 | In: Music | Comments (4)

Kylie Minogue Plays Carry On Aphrodite In Glasgow

KYLIE Minogue plays Glasgow’s SECC on a leg of her Aphrodite Tour 2011. The show was more Carry On Kylie than concert. It would make a half-decent comic-musical – with Babs Windsor as Old Mrs Aphrodite and Bradley Walsh as ‘Muttons’…


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The first night of the Glasgow leg of Kylie Minogue's Aphrodite Tour 2011 at the SECC in Glasgow.

Posted: 29th, March 2011 | In: Music | Comment

Is Kylie Minogue Sexier Than Her Music?

KYLIE Minogue says she is no “love goddess”. And, as the Sun says, Kylie “reckons her songs are sexier than she is”. What she actually says is:

“There are a lot of couples who have got together while listening to my music. My songs are not exactly unsexy. When I put it like that, it sounds like my role is to provide an aphrodisiac.”

So are her songs sexier than her? As Kylie gave full throat to the X-rated Locomotion:

You gotta swing your hips now
Come on baby, jump up, hmmm jump back
Oh well I think you got the knack

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Posted: 9th, August 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)

In Pictures: Kylie Minogue’s Aphrodite And Other Foamy Genitals

KYLIE Minogue launched of her album Aphrodite, at Amante Beach Club in Ibiza, Spain. Ah, Aphrodite, goddess of love and sexuality who rose from the foamy seas after Cronus cut off Uranus’ genitals and tossed them into the brine. Something to think about while we admire Kylie and read the cover notes…


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Kylie Minogue during a press conference for the launch of her album 'Aphrodite', at Amante Beach Club in Ibiza, Spain.

Posted: 6th, July 2010 | In: Music | Comment

Kylie Minogue Joins The Orchestrated Lesbians At Glastonbury: Pictures

KYLIE Minogue is kissing Scissor Sisters stager Ana Matronic at Glastonbury. It’s on stage, readers. We like our lesbians to be fake and an orchestrated spectacle. We like lesbians to be seen and not heard. Kylie adds her name and face to the gallery of lipstick lesbians giving the boys in the media gallery what they want –  and all they can handle…

Kylie Minogue In Max (NSFW)


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Kylie Minogue and Ana Matrionic at Glastonbury

Posted: 27th, June 2010 | In: Key Posts, Music | Comment