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LA School District Surrenders The Grenade Launcher The Pentagon Donated But Keeps MRAP

Warren County Undersheriff Shawn Lamouree poses in front of the department's mine resistant ambush protected vehicle, or MRAP, on Wednesday, Nov. 13, 2013, in Queensbury, N.Y. For police and sheriff's departments, which have scooped up 165 of the mine-resistant ambush-protected vehicles, or MRAPS, since they became available this summer, the price and the ability to deliver shock and awe while serving warrants or dealing with hostage standoffs was just too good to pass up. (AP Photo/Mike Groll)

Warren County Undersheriff Shawn Lamouree poses in front of the department’s mine resistant ambush protected vehicle, or MRAP, on Wednesday, Nov. 13, 2013, in Queensbury, N.Y. For police and sheriff’s departments, which have scooped up 165 of the mine-resistant ambush-protected vehicles, or MRAPS, since they became available this summer, the price and the ability to deliver shock and awe while serving warrants or dealing with hostage standoffs was just too good to pass up. (AP Photo/Mike Groll)

 

DID you hear about the LA School district that surrendered the grenade launcher the Pentagon gave it?

Are the children now defenceless?

Well, no. They still have the military rifles and mine resistant vehicle (MRAP).

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Posted: 18th, September 2014 | In: Reviews | Comment


Jesus, Darth Vader And Superman Witness Hollywood Smash And Grab

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“I LOVE Jesus,” declared the man smashing in the window on an LAPD patrol car parked in Hollywood. He then steals the laptop inside. Not too far away a man dressed as Darth Vader looks on.

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Posted: 13th, February 2014 | In: Strange But True | Comment


Mark Your Hats! Kim Kardashian’s Wedding Date Is Confirmed!

HAS everyone bought a hat? It doesn’t matter what type of hat you buy. A bobble hat will do. Even a verruca sock stretched over your bonce as a makeshift swimming cap will suffice. We need hats because there’s a wedding afoot which not one of us will be allowed to attend!

HUZZAH! It’s just like the Royal Wedding all over again!

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Posted: 29th, July 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)


Has Cheryl Cole Had A Boob Job Or Just Bought A New Bra?

CHERYL Cole is the talk of Hollywood… or, more accurately, because she’s gone to America, she’s the talk of Britain where we’ve heard of her before and eagerly await her failure. That’s not to say she will fail, but rather, everyone suspects she might because America has a way of chewing up and spitting out those who try to conquer it.

Look at Robbie Williams.

Of course, everything in America is bigger and bolder. And, when in Rome, one must do as the Romans do, Cheryl got a backcomb so big that even drag queens thought it was a little on the crass side. Not needing any excuse at all, everyone has started to stare at the Girls Aloud singer’s breasts and now under the impression that she may have had some work done.

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Posted: 18th, May 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comments (6)


Paris Hilton And Boyfriend Attacked By Nut Job

PARIS Hilton, a woman of no fixed talent, is doing rather well on the stalker front. In fact, one of them is so keen on her that he keeps punching her boyfriend.

For you see, the man known as Cy Waits shouldn’t be with Paris, despite the fact she is willingly going out with him. Rather, she is destined to marry a bug-eyed nutter called James Rainford. Why? Because he says so.

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Posted: 28th, April 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Thieves Wisely Pawned Off What They Stole From Paris Hilton

THIEVES may not have been very attentive at school but they’re not daft. Think about it – when you’re locked out of your house, instead of finding inventive ways in, you stand there staring at your dying battery symbol with all the futility of an ice-pop in an inferno, pacing around and worrying about looking like a dodgy swinebrained git.

In the time it takes you to wonder what you can lob through a window, a good burglar will have sneaked in, stolen your identity and killed your beloved dog before the alarm even kicked in.

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Posted: 11th, April 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment


How Not To Report A Tom Hanks Event

ANORAK’s Man in LA is excited by Tom Hanks appearing at the Village Bookstore, Pacific Palisades, a venue threatened with closure.

Hanks is ther to help raise money to keep it alive. TB is excited.

But not as excited as the reproters, like vapid Christina McLarty:

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Posted: 18th, December 2008 | In: Reviews | Comment


Posh And Becks Behave Like Strangers

TO the Villa club in LA, where David Beckham and Victoria Beckham are pretending not to know one another.

The Star reports that each Beckham makes their way to the club on their own.

Day-vid sits and waits. He drinks gin and coke.

Her Poshness arrives and sips white wine.

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Posted: 17th, October 2008 | In: Celebrities | Comments (3)