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Stinking rich Lady Gaga endorses the ‘Happy To Be Poor’ revolution tour

Stage school kids and pushy parents, listen up. Stop sharpening your elbows and start smiling beatifically.Lady Gaga has arrived in London. And she has a message, as told in the Guardian:

Singer says money and celebrity have been put on a pedestal, and the happiest people are in the poorest parts of the world

And stinking rich, super-celebrated, fame-hungry Lady Gaga, whose every outfit and manifestation seems to be the product of a focus group, should know.

Lady Gaga has denounced the evils of money and fame as she promoted her new album on the roof of one of Britain’s biggest shopping centres.

Lady Gaga looked down on the masses and told them to be as happy as pigs in the brown stuff. She might even envy you. Only recently Lady Gaga was so upset she touched a rubbish truck outside Trump Tower. The Guardian holds its nose and writes:

The singer, who has an estimated net worth of more than $250m (£200m), performed for an audience of competition winners at Westfield shopping centre in Shepherd’s Bush, west London, on Thursday night.

The revolution will be endorsed.

 

 

Posted: 3rd, December 2016 | In: Celebrities, Reviews | Comment


Sky Ferreira Defends ‘Uncle’ Terry Richardson

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THERE’S been a lot of talk about Terry Richardson lately. Basically, a number of models have said that he’s a sexual predator, to which the celebrity photographer dismissed.

And now, pop starlet Sky Ferreira has defended ‘Uncle Terry’ in a long post on her Facebook page.

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Posted: 28th, June 2014 | In: Celebrities, Music | Comment


SXSW won’t let Lady GaGa play gig inside a vending machine

THE swines at the City of Austin have mystifyingly refused to allow Lady Gaga a permit to play in a giant Doritos vending machine at the SXSW festival.

The idiots.

Mother Monster had been all set to play at the festival’s Doritos Stage (gee whizz, what a crappy name) which is mocked up to look like a huge dispensing machine. However, the show will not go on thanks to concerns over public safety.

Like anyone should be concerned for the public’s safety at a festival. Seriously. All festival goers either willingly jeopardise their own well-being or, failing that, deserve everything they get.

Don Pitts of Austin’s Music And Entertainment division said: “Our conclusion was based primarily on public safety concerns… We look at the size and capacity of the location covered by the permit being sought and how it fits with the anticipated attendance, based on event capacity and promotion. At the end of the day, it’s a parking lot.”

Even better! A giant vending machine in a car park! With Lady GaGa in it! How great would that have been?

Of course GaGa can still play at the event, but only if she can find herself a location with “the necessary permanent infrastructure”. Presumably, the ground we all stand on is not necessarily permanent enough.

Posted: 27th, February 2014 | In: Music | Comment


Lady GaGa Is Mismanaged, Causing Redundancies And Other Pop-Woes

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WHEN Bad Romance landed, it looked like Lady GaGa was going to conquer the whole world, forever.  For a time, she could barely put a foot wrong. Each video was a huge pop event, each single had a chorus destined to remove all the tops on all the dancefloors.

Then, something fell flat. GaGa lost momentum. GaGa went from delightfully divisive and ambitious to being stuck in a rut. The talent, clearly still there and the comforting kookiness still shone, but there was something missing and suddenly, she didn’t have ‘it’, whatever ‘it’ was.

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Posted: 6th, January 2014 | In: Celebrities, Music | Comment


The Woman From Volantis: Lady Gaga Shows Us Her Flying Dress

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TO herald the release of her album ARTPOP. Lady Gaga stood at New York’s Brooklyn Navy Yard and showcased the Volantis transport prototype “flying dress.”  She said: “Although she is a vehicle, she, is essentially a metaphor for me.” 

She is her own biggest fan.

Posted: 11th, November 2013 | In: Celebrities, Fashion, Music | Comment


Lady Gaga Meets Dot Cotton For A TV Road Trip: Photos

LADY Gaga and Dot Cotton have shared Graham Norton’s sofa. Gaga might have thought Dot Cotton a new internet address format, a social working site for actors. But Dot is June Brown, 85, a fragrant actress whose ability to smoke on the telly marks her out as likeable.

Other than on EastEnders, where June has played Bible-wetting, launderette wallah Dot since 1985, we last saw her without her omnipresent smouldering prop on the BBC Two show Respect Your Elders. She was wearing a new pendant on which had been inscribed the order “Do Not Resuscicate”. (She had spelt “Resuscitate” wrong.) Before that June was on the Who Do You Think You Are? genealogy show, also on the BBC, retracing her Jewish routes to Spain and the Inquisition.

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Posted: 6th, November 2013 | In: Celebrities, TV & Radio | Comment


Lady Gaga wants to share Obama’s cake

LADY Gaga was for Obama:

“I’m a Catholic and I make a lot of money and I want to give a lot of it back and I don’t want any tax breaks. I want people in my country that don’t have a lot; I want them to have more. I want them to have what I have. I feel guilty every day that I can’t give it to everyone.”

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Posted: 7th, November 2012 | In: Celebrities, Money | Comment


Lady GaGa wonders why we aren’t talking about “fat” Adele

LADY GaGa wants to talk about Adele. Lady G sees Adele as the benchmark for weighty, female singers. You, like most people, might not give a gnat’s chuff for how much a singer weighs. GaGa seems preoccupied:

“I think women are just, for no reason, wretched to each other all the time, and I don’t think they use clothes or men or perfume or make-up or anything more than they use anything else. We should all make an effort to be nice to one another all the time.”

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Posted: 3rd, November 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)


Lady Gaga meets Julian Assage

WHEN Lady Gaga met Julian Assange at the Ecuadorean embassy, London, she did not spend the night. They talked and they talked but Gaga did she fall asleep:

 

Posted: 9th, October 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Watch Lady GaGa puking on-stage!

AFTER Justin Bieber puked his little infant ring up on-stage recently, it seems that he may be at the start of something of a craze.

That’s because Lady GaGa has now joined in and, even better, someone managed to capture it on video! Hurray for humans! Of course, this is nowhere near as good as Fergie from Black Eyed Peas wetting herself mid-performance, but y’know, we can only work with what we’re given.

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Posted: 9th, October 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Has fat turned Lady Gaga into a raging psychopath?

QUOTE of the week was supplied by the Daily Mail Reporter on the matter of Lady Gaga’s arse:

Despite her weight gain Gaga was polite to her fans, who had waited for hours to meet her.

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Posted: 27th, September 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)


Lady GaGa and the fat debate

FOR some inexplicable reason, we’re all supposed to care how much Lady GaGa weighs. Lately, it seems she’s put a bit of weight on and it is remarkable anyone noticed at all because we’re all too busy gawping at her unusual stage outfits, face implants and wild wigs.

Of course, there’s those who will judge her solely on her music (with both sides of the fence equally irritating, with the pro-column unable to accept criticism and the con-column unable to allow themselves to like pop music), but thanks to GaGa’s brazen hustling schtick, it seems that people lose their minds and start thinking that it is perfectly fine to point at a woman and titter about how she’s a slightly different shape than she was a week ago.

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Posted: 26th, September 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comments (4)


Lady Gaga’s body revolution let’s everything hang out

LADY Gaga wants to talk to you about her weight. On LittleMonsters.com, Lady Gaga wants to inspire a Body Revolution. She wants “To Inspire Bravery” and “BREED some m$therf*cking COMPASSION”. She writes:

 My mother and I created the BORN THIS WAY FOUNDATION for one reason: “to inspire bravery.” This profile is an extension of that dream. Be brave and celebrate with us your “perceived flaws,” as society tells us. May we make our flaws famous, and thus redefine the heinous.

Lady Gaga is not heinous. She has a lithe, dancer’s body. Although the Daily Mail recently called her “meaty”, a word that pretty much sums up the paper’s view of young women.

Says Gaga:

“Hey Guys its Gaga… Now that the body revolution has begun, be brave and post a photo of you that celebrates your triumph over insecurities.”

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Posted: 25th, September 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)


Photos: The Philip Treacy Show at London Fashion Week with added Lady Gaga

TO the Philip Treacy Show at London Fashion Week, with added Lady Gaga. One day all the cool kids will be dressed as a serving suggestion:

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A model on the catwalk during the Philip Treacy fashion show, held at the Royal Courts of Justice as part of London Fashion Week.

Posted: 17th, September 2012 | In: Fashion | Comment


Lady Gaga and the Daily Mail caption fail

LADY Gaga has a new tattoo. At the launch of her new bottled smell at New York’s Solomon R Guggenheim Museum, Gaga got inked by Mark Mahoney. The Daily Mail trawls twitter for the photos (more on that here) and gets a sub-editor to caption them. One says:

Taking it all in: The audience at the party watched in amazement as the tattooing took place

As you can see, not a single face is looking at Gaga at all.

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Posted: 14th, September 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Two great hours with Lady Gaga in Twickenham: the photos

HOW can you not enjoy Lady Gaga, a little, lithe, dance-bodied twenty-something New Yorker who dresses from the deli counter and emerges on the Twickenham stage from a giant eyeball-veined womb, like a fairytale queen on a bag of rosy red apples about to be sieved through her metal fascinator? They comes to pay obeisance to the woman who pulls off knickers, bra and fishnets in public. They are not disappointed. Gaga includes the fans. She sings the hits with enthusiasm. She is self-indulgent, and unafraid of vocalising her opinions, notably on gays in the military. Sometimes she takes drugs. She compliments all, any and each sex on its appeal. Lady Gaga is the popstar you want to solve the problem presented by all the ones you don’t want. Now, what do you wear to meet her?

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Posted: 9th, September 2012 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment


Lady GaGa: S&M pipe smoker

COMPARATIVELY speaking, Lady GaGa has been off the radar for a while now, making the alarming decision to ‘concentrate on her music’. This means we’ve got seen her in an outrageous outfit or heard about her promiscuity for at least 10 minutes.

However, that’s all about to change as we ready ourselves for news so shocking and wild that the entire planet may suck up the oceans as we collectively gasp!

Lady Gaga has been photographed smoking a pipe that resembles one used for cannabis abuse.

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Posted: 12th, July 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment


GaGa shows off black eye and has a pop at Madonna in the process

LADY GAGA has tweeted the picture of the black eye she got after being smacked about the head with a metal pole during a gig.

She tweeted: “Emerging from hours of sleep. Still remiss if I should go outside, with this clonker I may be of questionable styling. Thank you so much for all the thoughtful messages. I feel a bit woozy but a little better everyday. Very happy to be in beautiful Australia.”

Following the accident, GaGa told the audience: “I want to apologise, I did hit my head and I think I may have a concussion but don’t you worry I will finish this show.”

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Posted: 12th, June 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)


Lady Gaga: The Far East your in photos and disguise

LADY Gaga has been to the Far East. The woman who would have been the white Grace Jones had Madonna not beaten her to it has been in Hong Kong, Japan, Thailand, Indonesia and the Philippines. In Manila, some Christians say Lady Gaga is the devil incarnate and must be banned for: a) taking Jesus’ name in vain; and/or b) not billing herself as Lady LaLa, thereby helping the ticket bookers handle the phones with minimal confusion. In these photos, look out for the religionists and the fans, some of whom might actually be GaGa blowing her own trumpet, ecumenically speaking…

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South Korean Christians pray during a service as they call for the cancellation of a concert of U.S. pop star Lady Gaga at a church in Seoul, South Korea, Sunday, April 22, 2012. Lady Gaga's April 27 concert in Seoul was banned to over-18s by the Korea Media Rating Board as Gender Equality Ministry considers one of her songs to be performed at the show as "inappropriate" for minors. (AP Photo/Lee Jin-man)

Posted: 23rd, May 2012 | In: Key Posts, Music | Comment


Lady GaGa dumps vampire boyfriend

COMPARED to other gigantic popstars currently, Lady GaGa has been refreshingly quiet. Relatively speaking, she’s been away from the spotlight long enough for people to stop being reminded how irritating she is. However, something must be afoot commercially because here she is!

Apparently, GaGa has split from her boyfriend, Taylor Kinney. No, that’s not the American riot grrrl outfit, we’re talking about vampires. That’s right, Taylor is a star of the Vampire Diaries and he’s allegedly been in bed with GaGa – NAKED – for the past 10 months after they met on the set of the ‘You and I’ promotional video.

Lady Gaga – Before She Was Famous

However, we’re going to have to man the helplines because according to various sources, the couple are now “on a break”. One source who obviously can’t keep their mouth shut, said: “She will be touring non-stop until next year and has found she can’t have a relationship at the same time.There’s just no room for anything else. Her work is all-consuming”.

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Posted: 4th, May 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Madonna notices Lady GaGa fondness for her (with added MIAOW)

REMEMBER when Lady GaGa released Born This Way? Everyone had an opinion on it. People said it was brilliant, others said it was awful. The subplot to it all was: Did it matter that it leaned on Madonna’s Express Yourself so heavily?

Of course, Madge’s fans were apoplectic with rage, while GaGa fans didn’t care. But what does Madonna think about it all? Well, oddly enough, she has just passed judgement on it, vaguely showing her claws about it all.

Madonna said in an interview:

“I thought ‘what a wonderful way to redo my song’.”

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Posted: 13th, January 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Snooki wants to “rape” Lady GaGa

RAPE. Hardly a laughing matter (quick! Someone tell those 6th form comedians who are under the assumption that saying ‘rape’ is a quickfire way to look ‘edgy’). In fact, there isn’t a single funny thing about rape. It’s just thoroughly horrible.

And oddly, Jersey Shore munchkin, Snooki, wants to rape Lady GaGa. No seriously. She said it herself via her twitter account.

She wrote:

“Is @ladygaga in la? Cuz I’d like to rape her before I leave. K thanks”

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Posted: 9th, January 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)


Lady GaGa is a Satan worshipper! Quite possibly!

BLOOD! Imagine it! Imagine it in a bath! Terrible eh? Now, it appears that Lady GaGa had a bath filled with blood in a London hotel for some reason. That reason, many are presuming, is part of some Satanic ritual.

Of course, this is exactly the kind of thing that Lady GaGa thrives on. She’s very keen for us all to believe that she’s as eccentric off-stage as she is on it.

A stunned hotel worker told website Truthquake:

“Lady GaGa left large amounts of blood in the suite during a stay this summer. The incident was reported to the concierge, who was told to put it out of her mind.”

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Posted: 3rd, January 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Justin Bieber, kisses and Lady Gaga: New York concert photos

JUSTIN Bieber did not kiss Carlos Santana at the New Year’s Eve Concert in New York. But Lady Gaga did lock lips with Ellen Barkin’s fuhrer and New York mayor Michael Bloomberg. Lady Gag aand Bloomberg kissed over a huge plastic prolapsed haemorrhoid with the word “Nivea” written in. 2012 promises to be the year of Prostate Cancer checks and peachy smooth cheeks.

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Posted: 2nd, January 2012 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment