Posts Tagged ‘Lady Gaga’
Boy George: Those Lady Gaga Fans Want Me To Die Of AIDS On Twitter
I ONCE heard that Peter Andre confess to having a crush on Boy George when he was younger but I never wrote anything on it.
In fact the last time I wrote anything about Boy George was after he’d spent a glittery ole time in jail after being convicted of chaining hooker Auden Carlsen to a wall and beating him with a chain.
Lady GaGa fans may want to bear that in mind before they lose off with their Twitter death threats because this is one gay Boy George that can bite back.
Yes, according to Boy George some of Lady Gaga’s Twitter fans said they want to see him die of AIDs.
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Posted: 13th, December 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Princess Diana Wannabe Lady Gaga Drives Without A Seatbelt In Copycat Death Bid
LADY Gaga fears she will die like Princess Diana. Firstly, Diana is not dead, but living on the fabled Sixth Floor of the Harvey Nichols department store. Secondly, Jimmy Savile is only newly dead and his sage advice to “clunk click every trip” remains unheeded. (It is lamentable that man who was so very close to the Royal Family failed to get across to Diana the importance of buckling seat belts.)
For Lady Di, read Lady Gaga. The US singer has written a song track after dubbing the royal a “martyr for fame”.
The paparazzi were cleared of any blame in the accident that took Diana’s life. Earl Spencer, Diana’s brother, said any editors who traded in photographs of his sister had “blood on their hands“. Diana was “the most hunted person of the age“. Diana is forever a force of good, no longer a real person but a sainted martyr, an emotional icon. The media are the baddies who offed the queen of people’s hearts. Gaga has bought into the story told by the creepy BBC and opportunistic Tony Blair that Diana was a victim of her age who died for us while on holiday.
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Posted: 8th, December 2011 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)
Culo Book: Kate Upton, Lady Gaga, Pamela Anderson And Fergie Give Christmas The Bums Rush
THE new ‘Culo‘ book by photographer Raphael Mazzucco features the bottoms of such luminaries as Kate Upton, Alesssandra Ambrosia, Fergie, Lady Gaga, Bianca Balti, Alessandra Ambrosio, Chrinstine Teigen, Edyta Slwinska, Irina Shayk, Lauren Bennett, Leann Tweeden, Nicole Scherzinger, Pamela Anderson and Sarah McLauclan. It is all done in the best possible taste…
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Posted: 29th, November 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment
What Does Lady GaGa Want In Her Dream partner?
WHEN you’re famous, you can demand what you like from a potential suitor. And with Lady GaGa being not-ugly and not-at-all-poor, she can totally decide what she wants from a suitor. So what’s she after? Someone who will treat her like a human being? Someone who cut through the celebrity icing and see the real person beneath?
Don’t be stupid. Celebrities want someone to absolutely and thoroughly buy into their importance. They feed off it. That’s how you get tough enough for the bitch-fight at the top of the pile (before it eventually eats you).
And so, GaGa has been asked about her dream partner. She likes them to have passion and ambition (two meaningless things, granted) but she still finds herself attracted to a wide variety of men. HOW WIDE? WE MUST KNOW!
“It ranges from a really big d**k to a degree at Harvard,” she told to The Sun. “[Plus] talent and perseverance and pushing the boundaries of love and acceptance.”
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Posted: 25th, November 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Lady GaGa’s Version Of White Christmas Is Leaked AND SHE’S ADDED HER OWN VERSE
SHE may be better known for making barnstorming enormopop and wearing outfits that Grace Jones may get jealous of, but to anyone who has even vaguely followed the career of Lady GaGa, you’ll know she’s got a sappy side.
And with that, there’s been a lot of talk about a Christmas EP coming our way from Mother Monster called A Very GaGa Holiday. Guess what? One of the songs from it has leaked online.
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Posted: 23rd, November 2011 | In: Music | Comment (1)
Lady Gaga’s Workshop Opens In New York: Photos
Stuff Santa. This season of goodwill and heavily marketed greed is all about Lady Gaga’s Workshop, a collaborative fashion and lifestyle project between panto dame Lady Gaga and Barney’s New York. There you can buy Lady Gaga trinkets, jackets, pasties, streak and potatoes and all manner to make you look like Grace Jones doing an impression of Madonna…
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Posted: 23rd, November 2011 | In: The Consumer | Comment
Lady GaGa: Wazzes In Bins
DULL people who blight this ailing planet of ours look at Lady GaGa like she’s the weirdest thing to ever walk the planet. Alas, they’ve never seen Grace Jones in a corrugated iron dress with a mad hat on, playing skiffle on her own boobs with hula-hooping for entire gigs while frightening everyone with that fixed snarl of hers.
That said, GaGa is obviously quirkier than your average popstar. Compare her to James Morrison. Exactly.
Away from the peculiar dresses and hatching out of eggs at award shows, Gaga also likes to pee in unusual places. Instead of running to the toilet during her shows, she relieves herself in the bins backstage.
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Posted: 21st, November 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Lady GaGa Pours Champagne Onto The Disabled People Of New York
WHAT is the correct term of disabled people these days? Obviously ‘people’ is more than adequate as one doesn’t want to define everyone by their disabilities.
However, in this instance, their disability is key to the story as we attempt to paint a picture of Lady GaGa being ghoulish and nasty.
See, the singer – while at a New York Giants game – was pictured pouring champagne into a section designated for handicapped fans at MetLife Stadium last night.
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Posted: 20th, September 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Lady Gaga Degreases Britney Spears’ Acronym At The MTV VMAs In Photos
TO the MTV VMA awards in LA USA, where Lady Gaga (LG) is presenting Britney Spears (BS) with the Video Vanguard award for most acronyms in single awards setting. Lady Gaga is the one dressed as a sixth former doing a production of Grease. Spears is more deep beige with pineapple Chewit top notes tones than Sandy…
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Lady GaGa Is Going To Show You EVERYTHING In Her New Book (One Star One Cup)
THERE have been many comparisons between Lady GaGa and Madonna. No bad thing. Rock bands don’t mind being compared to rock’s great and good, so why should it be any different for pop stars?
Well, that’s maybe because pop is supposed to push the envelope hard whereas rock can idly sit around in its pants picking crisps out of its stomach rolls.
Either way, if Madge is losing it, GaGa is taking it. And while her camp pop has stormed pretty much every chart on Earth and her tours have managed to be bigger and weirder than anything Madonna took on the road, soon we’ll all have something else to compare them with.
A book.
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Posted: 3rd, August 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comments (3)
Amy Winehouse’s Love Of Casual Sex Renders Lady Gaga Speechless
LADY Gaga say that upon hearing the news that Amy Winehouse had died she was struck dumb. Now recovered, Gaga is able to tell US TV of her pain and rare sensitivity:
“I am just so devastated and so sad and I really could not speak for 48 hours straight I was in such shock.”
Gaga then says Winehouse was “the most lovely and nice and kind woman“.
Was she? Wasn’t she who said:
“I believe in casual sex. I know it’s sad that I think cheating on people is fine. But I think it’s like smoking a spliff. Oops, I’ve gobbed on myself!”
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Posted: 2nd, August 2011 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)
Amy Winehouse And Me: Lady Gaga Remembers The Singer She Never Met
AMY Winehouse And Me: Lady Gaga remembers a star she never met:
“I was nobody when she was first coming out. I would be on the street and people would go ‘Amy’.”
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Posted: 27th, July 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
Lady GaGa Says Cocaine Is The Devil, Devil Said To Be Hurt By That Comment
WHILE talking to Howard Stern, Lady GaGa decided to talk about drugs. Now, this is a woman who once said that she used to toot blow from a copy of the Bible that she had in her apartment.
So drugs are cool, right Little Monsters?
Howard Stern asked:
“When you talk about getting high, I mean, you were doing some hard core drugs, you were into coke and you loved Ecstasy…”
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Posted: 19th, July 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Lady GaGa Slammed Over Japan Wristbands: Pseud Sued
LADY GaGa is so relevant that the people Japan are relying on her to pull them through a post-tsunami slump. The fan of the British class system is staging a benefit concert in Tokyo. She wants impoverished Westerners to help the booming East by holidaying in the land that sells electric gadgets and cars you can no longer afford. Right now, she’s in Tokyo:
“I can’t say enough to people all over the world that the majority of Japan right now, Japan in general, is very safe. It’s fine to come here. It’s beautiful… The most important thing, and the best thing, we could do for Japan right now.
We hear you, GaGa (Japanese for La-La).
The singer received a certificate from the commissioner of the Japan Tourism Agency on Thursday, thanking her for her support and money-raising efforts.
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Posted: 27th, June 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
Vegetarian And Contrarian Morrissey Likes Lady GaGa’s Meat Dress
MORRISSEY is, as you may have guessed by his constant bleating, a vegetarian. He’s so staunchly vegetarian that he actually makes people decided to eat only meat, just on the off-chance it could irritate him. Constant haranguing never stopped people from doing what they do, rather, only provokes them to do more as an act of snidery.
Mozza has, in the past, walked out on shows because the smell of festival burger vans was making him feel sick, which is a bit rich when you consider that the overriding smell of a festival is faeces and badly rolled joints.
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Posted: 22nd, June 2011 | In: Music | Comments (2)
Bird Of Prey Cloner Jessie J Wishes That The Press Would Stop Making Things Up About Her And Her 60ft Long Chin Made From Bricks
YOU have to be rather impressed with Jessie J’s career thus far. She’s managed to cram and entire pop lifespan into a matter of months, already suffering from a gaping backlash that normally befalls artists who have been around for decades.
She was reasonably well received initially, before turning into an overnight hate-figure simply by existing. You’ve heard her histrionics right? God. Doesn’t it make you want to punch her in the throat (figuratively speaking of course, we don’t condone punching people in the throat here)?
Not that she has a throat.
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Courtney Love Slags Lady GaGa Without A Trace Of Irony
SOME of you might think that Courtney Love is in no position to slate anyone else for anything, ever. And you’d be right because, of all the people in the celebsphere, she’s one of the most grotesque and worrying.
Shall we weigh it all up? She’s famous for being a strung-out heroin addict who had her baby taken off her. She’s a woman who has one of the most unusual faces on Earth thanks to getting plastic surgery from someone we can assume has Parkinson’s Disease. She’s taken to ranting garbled messages on Twitter, some of which attack her only daughter. She’s demented enough to have shagged Michael Stipe. She’s posted pictures of herself online with no clothes on, only to foam at the baps about how there’s some kind of conspiracy against her.
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Quentin Tarantino And Lady GaGa To Team Up For A Movie?
SEEING as Quentin Tarantino allowed Lady GaGa to use the Kill Bill Pussywagon in the singer’s promotional video for Telephone, it isn’t surprising that the film director is looking at GaGa and thinking of putting her in one of his films.
And what better way to try and sweeten the deal than by getting Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt to butter up the Judas singer while on a jolly at the Cannes Film Festival? Unless they tried to adopt her, which could be kinda irritating.
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Lady GaGa Bans Ice Cubes And Eats Like A Dullard
SOMETIMES it feels like Lady GaGa single handedly revived pop. With that, it is fair to say she’s the current queen of pop culture, which gives her the chance to turn into a self-aware kook. God knows we need some oddballs in music at the moment, especially given that rock music is currently riddled with men who are about as thrilling as a post-match interview with Michael Owen.
So with that, GaGa has decided to ban ice-cubes from her concerts.
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Lady GaGa Didn’t Mean ‘Retard’ Like That, She Meant It The Other Way
UH-OH! Lady Gaga is in trouble again! Why? Has she been wearing meat again, making vegetarians puke? Nope. Has she been living inside a hot water bottle made from tinfoil while wearing a hat made from scrota?
Sadly not. She’s got into a little trouble because she said the word “retarded”.
That’s right. When answering claims that she copied Madonaa’s ‘Express Yourself’ on her (infuriatingly catchy) ‘Born This Way’, she said:
“I’m a songwriter. I’ve written loads of music. Why would I try to put out a song and think I’m getting one over on everybody? That’s retarded.”
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Lady Gaga Disappears For Terry Richardson: Photos
LADY Gaga has hooked up with photographer Terry Richardson to produce a montage for Purple magazine. It’s exactly what you’d expect: Gaga is reduced to the status of Miss N. E. Model, a tight-skinned woman submerged in white light. It ells us nothing about Gaga, other than she wants to look good and shaggable in a photos. Yep, after all the wackiness, Gaga is just like the rest of us…
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Posted: 7th, February 2011 | In: Music | Comment (1)
Lady Gaga’s Perfume Smells Of Semen And Blood
LADY Gaga’s first scent will smell of blood and semen.
The bottle will, presumably, resemble a used condom, as found on the floor of a South African jail…
Posted: 27th, January 2011 | In: Music | Comment (1)
Lady Gaga And Katy Perry In Sexy Tomato Fight: Photos
TO London’s Golden Square for a sexy tomato fight between Katy Perry would-be K.Pez (aka Delia Marie Williams) and Lady Gaga look-alike – only sexier – Maybe Gaga (Victoria Cluskey). The stunt was to promote the MTV Awards in Madrid. It’s all hideous PR and exploitation. Here are the pictures for you to disapprove of – the tomatoes were non-organic…
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