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Lady Gaga At The Dublin 02 In Big Photos: The Battered Sausage Tour

LADY Gaga was at the O2 in Dublin for one leg of The Monster Ball Tour. But we saw her in London, stood outside the Sea Shell Fish Bar in Marylebone. This is the eatery where Michael Jackson once arrived for his battered sausage.

These are very big photos (give them a second or two to download):

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Posted: 27th, October 2010 | In: Key Posts, Music | Comment


Lady GaGa Uses Meat To Attract Men: Fail In Photos

LADY Gaga wears meat to the MTV Video awards and the media goes cray-zee. Is she using the meat to attract a red-blooded mate, a steak to seduce where crotch and breast meat failed?

It’s front-page news on the Sun. And inside the paper, Toni Jones, the paper’s Fashion Editor, tells readers:

“This meaty number is just another attempt at grabbing headlines”.

In which case, job done…

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Posted: 14th, September 2010 | In: Music | Comment


Lady Gaga And Justin Bieber Sue Over Comic Book Biographies

JUSTIN Bieber and Lady Gaga are not happy that they have been immortalised in 2D form by Bluewater comics.

The Gaga book sold out in the first week after its release. These things are populist fun. Others getting the line-drawn treatment are Kristen Stewart, Taylor Swift, 50 Cent and David Beckham.

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Posted: 31st, August 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)


Lady GaGa Making Teens Blind Is Now A Tabloid Fact

REMEMBER that’s story about Lady GaGa making fans blind – 11 million teens are at risk! The news on the BBC was that teens looking to get Lady GaGa-style big eyes are snapping up eye-distorting contact lenses from Asia.

Lady GaGa Makes 11 Million Teenagers Go ‘Blind’ In 24 Hours Says BBC

Lady Gaga has never worn them. Her big eyes are most likely the result of computer distortion. Lady GaGa is just the vehicle to make the story fly. At no point in the BBC’s story does any fan appear to mention Lady GaGa. Only the BBC’s Sima Kotecha mentions the star.

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Posted: 17th, August 2010 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)


Lady GaGa Makes 11 Million Teenagers Go ‘Blind’ In 24 Hours Says BBC

LADY GAGA can make you go blind. No, not like that. Lady GaGa is immune to the sticky fingers of most ruby dreams. This story is about contact lenses that make your eyes look bigger, such as those worn by Lady GaGa on a video for Bad Romance?

Well, so says the BBC, but reading on we are told:

In the video, the singer’s eyes have been digitally altered to make them look bigger and bolder.

So. Lady GaGa doesn’t wear the contact lenses. The story has nothing to do with Lady GaGa, then?

But let’s take look at the lens that “several companies making contact lenses in Asia claim to have achieved the same wide eyed look.

The product, known as ‘circle lenses’, covers part of the white area in the eyes to make the pupil look larger.”

If you’re a rabbit, you can achieve the same effect by sticking a finger in your eye, preferable first dipped in chilli powder. And red eyes are in vogue:

The lenses come in a variety of colours including bright pink and red and cost around $20 (£13).

The BBC’s Sima Kotecha says these lenses have not yet been approved for sale in the US but “teenage girls have been buying them from countries like South Korea and Japan, where they’re sold freely”.

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Posted: 16th, August 2010 | In: Reviews | Comment (1)


Revealed: Russian Who Paid GaGa Million Dollars To Appear In Ace Of Base Tribute Video

LADY GaGa’s new song Alejandro sounds much like an Ace of Base old song – the one that Aswad did and they sped up a bit. The video features a Russian billioanaire who paid $1million to feature in it.

Lady GaGa’s Alejandro Is Not Ace Of Base’s Don’t Turn Around

So keen was this Russian to be in the video that he hasn’t told anyone his name. Of course, he may be cranking up the PR before he explodes onto the media. Or else he will go on to appear in lots of video, a mystery music figure who does nothing for the art but just looks the part. The man called dubbed ‘Arkady’ is Wham!’s Andrew Ridgely, The Happy Monday’s Bez and anyone from Milli Vanilli to Bony M’s Bobby Farrell.

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Posted: 24th, June 2010 | In: Music | Comment (1)


Lady GaGa’s Alejandro Is Not Ace Of Base’s Don’t Turn Around

MORE on Lady GaGa’s Madonna-Ace of Base hybrid record Alejandro. Lady GaGa is Madonna’s Camel, a popstar formed by committee. The song is Ace of Base’s Don’t Turn Around, itself a copy of Aswad’s orignial, although they didn’t write it.

Alejandro is a pretty good match to Don’t Turn Around, albeit with a dash of La Isla Bonita.

Ace Of Bass and Madonna Both Love Lady GaGa’s New Nostalgia Song: Alejandro

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Posted: 17th, June 2010 | In: Music | Comments (2)


Ace Of Bass and Madonna Both Love Lady GaGa’s New Nostalgia Song: Alejandro

LADY GaGa, that Madonna camel with Grace Jones boots, has anew song called Alejandro – which as you scholars know it Latin for C’Mon England! C’Mon! Soon it will be shorthand for “We’ve got a huge budget and need to spend every penny.” In Westminster it will be a new greeting.

“Alejandro, Mr Cameron.”
“Alejandro,” Mr Clegg.
“Alejandro, suckers.”

It’s a great tune. And we loved it the first time we heard Madonna sing it, last night when I dreamt of San Pedro, just like I’d never gone, I knew the song… and then we saw the sign with Ace of Bass and it opened up our eyes.

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Posted: 8th, June 2010 | In: Music | Comment


Lady GaGa Is Dead, Presumed Murdered In Copycat Killing (Pictures)

IF like Stephen Griffiths, the Crossbow Cannibal who, allegedly, left victims’ remains behind, or Derrick Bird,  you live in a world where fantasy blends with reality you will warm to the story that Lady GaGa is pretending to be killed and eaten on stage.

Or, as the Sun puts it, she was eaten alive “in front of thousands of schoolkids”.

Lady GaGa Naked (NSFW)

The Star tells its readers just how big a deal this is:

MUM’S FURY AT HORRIFIC SHOW

No, not mums’. Mum’s.

Derrick Bird: The Evil Twin Theory (Pictures)

To the MEN Arena in Manchester, where GaGa “strutted in a low-cut basque” as a dancer “bit into her neck, sending fake blood gushing down her chest”. Lady GaGa than “writhed in the gore before slumping down in a death pose”.

The softer parts were then chopped up into mince meats and served as burgers to the fans, and the left overs that could not be made into soup tossed into the River Aire. It’s some act. Lady GaGa gives her all.

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Posted: 4th, June 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (5)


In Pictures: Lady Gaga Plays London For Eurovision

LADY Gaga was in concert, while you were watching Satan’s Karaoke, or Eurovision as the continentals call it. Lena from Germany won the battle of glitter and wind farms with her black lipstick, little dress and pastel pastiche of Lily Allen, Lou Bega and the Ting Tings. Gaga played London’s 02. She managed to get an entire concert in between the Greek’s awarding the Cypriots 12 points (douze points), an estate agent called Josh doing his bit for the UK music business by not winning the show, and the Greeks seeing if a ring tone could be the continent’s favourite tune…

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EDITORIAL USE ONLY - NO MERCHANDISING - NO FURTHER PUBLICATION PERMITED FOLLOWING ONE MONTH FROM EVENT DATE Lady Gaga on stage at the O2 Arena in Greenwich, south London.

Posted: 31st, May 2010 | In: Music | Comment (1)


Radio 1 Big Weekend In Pictures: The Race To Be the UK’s Lady Gaga

DAY 2 of the Radio 1 Big Weekend, at Vaynol Estate in Bangor, and with Sue Pollard pre-booked, it’s left to Marina Diamandis, of Marina and the Diamonds, to wear Thumper’s old bedspread, huge bins and call it edgy fashion. The UK needs a Lady Gaga, apparently, Paloma Faith was the front runner, but Marina is catching up. By our calculations, in accordance with Boy George’s Karmic scale, Marina is a few inches of genitalia away from being Our Lady. Keep it royal…

In Pictures: Justin Bieber’s Groupie Face Tops Cheryl Cole
In Pictures: Cheryl Cole Works The Bangor Stage At Radio 1 Big Weekend
Jared Leto’s Day Trip To Bangor: Radio 1 Road Show Pictures

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Rihanna performing on the Main Stage at the Radio 1 Big Weekend, at Vaynol Estate in Bangor, North Wales.

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Posted: 23rd, May 2010 | In: Music | Comment


The Sexiest Twitter Pics Ever: Lindsay Lohan, Tila Tequila, Katy Perry, Coco And Moore

THE Sun says that a vote for the Labour Party is vote to end Page 3. Who needs Page 3 when you have Twitter. One-woman content factories like Tila Tequila, Lindsay Lohan and Coco can post their own pictures up and then work out the background story later. We’ve compiled the best self-promoting Twitter pics, featuring the aforesaid ladies, Adrienne Curry, Dora Baird, Jessica Simpson, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Demi Moore and many more stars of the little monitor. Enjoy – NSFW:

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Posted: 6th, May 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment


In Pictures: Grace Jones Presses Stillness On Lady Gaga

GRACE Jones took her original Lady Gaga face to artist Chris Levine’s exhibition ‘Stillness at the Speed of Light – Grace Jones‘, at the Vinyl Factory, Soho. We stood. We listened. We dared not. We wondered how long Lady Gaga – Madonna’s Camel – would last in a fist fight with Gaga, or a bitch slapping contest. The smart money was on “not too long”…

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Grace Jones performs a poetry reading at a preview of artist Chris Levine's exhibition 'Stillness at the Speed of Light - Grace Jones', at the Vinyl Factory, Soho, central London.

Posted: 30th, April 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment


In Pictures: Grace Jones Gives Lady Gaga Her Unicorn Of Pity

ANORAK went to see Grace Jones perform live at the Royal Albert Hall, London. How close would you dare get to Grace Jones? We got close enough to smell her pelt. Jones is like a modern-day Medusa. One stare and you’re transfixed. One day Jones will turn Lady Gaga to stone. Says Jones of being asked to work with Madonna’s camel: “Yes, she did, but I said no. I’d just prefer to work with someone who is more original and someone who is not copying me, actually.” There’s only room for one unicorn on this beat. Although a fight would be good watching…

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Grace Jones performs live at the Royal Albert Hall in central London.

Posted: 27th, April 2010 | In: Music | Comments (6)


Vengasboys: Pete Burns, Perez Hilton And Lady Gaga In Gayest Music Video Ever

LADY Gaga, Pete Burns and Perez Hilton make cameos in Vengaboys’ new music video that’s been hyped as their  “gayest music video ever”. Yep, gayer than that one.

Tabloid Prodigy has more.

Vengaboys Web site:

We’ve had a great time shooting the video in studios in London and LA and it’s our best video ever. To give you a small hint: After seeing it, you’ll probably be satisfied in all possible dimensions.
Another hint: We’re not alone on this one.
There is a head exploding cameo performance in the video by a UK #1 and US top 10 recording artist.

Aaaaaand:
Joining us in the song as well as the video is the world’s most notorious (and we think loveable) media personality.

Old Mr Anorak, our patron, is tapping his toe…

Posted: 13th, April 2010 | In: Music | Comment (1)


Lin Yu Chun Is The Next Whitney Houston Is Next Susan Boyle

LIN Yu Chun is the next Whitney Houston. And he’s the nest Susan Boyle. chances are that Lin Yu Chun is the nexy Amy Winehouse, Lady Gaga and, with that hair, Ann Widdecombe.

Lin Yu Chun is the one.

Posted: 7th, April 2010 | In: TV & Radio | Comment (1)


Angelina Jolie, Lady GaGa And Megan Fox Turn 15% Of American Women Gay, Says Science

SO, Dr Sax, “Why are so many girls lesbian or bisexual?” And if you can mention Angelina Jolie, Lady GaGa, Megan Fox and John Mayer in your answer, so much the better.

Psychologist John Buss estimates that for most of human history, perhaps 2% of women have been lesbian or bisexual.

You can’t argue with the science (article continues after gallery)

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Not any more. Recent surveys of teenage girls and young women find that roughly 15% of young females today self-identify as lesbian or bisexual, compared with about 5% of young males who identify as gay or bisexual.

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Posted: 6th, April 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment


In Pictures: Madonna Back In London Before African Adventure

MADONNA is back in London. Having heard Lady Gaga’s thinly veiled threat, Madonna, 51, is here to prove that you can make musing in your 50s. We spotted Madonna land at Heathrow Airport with Jesus Luz and her other youngsters: David Banda, Mercy James and Lourdes. From here its off to Malawi. Hand sanitizer at the ready…

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Madonna lands at Heathrow Airport with Jesus Luz (rear) and her children David Banda (left), Mercy James and Lourdes.

Posted: 29th, March 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2)


In Pictures: Lady Gaga Before She Was Famous

LADY Gaga has just turned 24. She stood on stage in Australia and looked to “30 more years of making music”. Is this a threat to Madonna, the prototype on which Gaga is modelled? What happens when Gaga turns 54? Any ideas. While we wait let’s look back on those picture of Lady GaGa before she covered her f-f-f-face – to when she was pretty fanciable.

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Posted: 29th, March 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)


Video: Lady GaGa Spotted Cycling Her Chopper

EXCLUSIVE: Lady GaGa has moved on from Telephone, her overblown product placement-themed answaphone message. Lady GaGa has found a new vehicle: a bike.

Marvel as Lady GaGa moves down the rod under her own stream. Swoon as the saddle take the full force of Madonna’s Camel.

And go cock-a-hoop as Lady GaGa plays the piano on her chopper

Posted: 17th, March 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)


Lady GaGa Plays The CaCa At The O2: Pictures

WE went to see Lady GaGa perform again at London’s O2 tent. At one point Brits winner Lady GaGa – the naked camel (NSFW) – played a piano secreted in the bonnet of an old Rolls Royce, the CaCa. Recently she played a piano in a bath tub. Liberace had a piano in his pool. He could also play his teeth – twinkling the ivories, literally. OK, they were porcelain and tusk veneers, but the sound was magnificent:

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EDITORS PLEASE NOTE RESTRICTIONS BELOW Lady Gaga performs at the O2 in London.

Posted: 28th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Lady GaGa’s Foam Pony And Pixie Geldof’s Undies Present The Brits Awards

THE Brits Awards 2010 AGM music show always looks like an audition for new talent in the Brussels celebrity silo. If the suits at the little round tables clap, and their relatives in the mosh bit jump high enough, the singer can leave the EU Celebrity Mountain for a tour or pubs, clubs and daytime telly in Blighty. Lose and you are despatched on a tour of the Far East to be Big In Japan. We saw them sing. We saw Cheryl Cole plead. We saw Lady GaGa dress. And now see them afterwards…

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Lady Gaga arriving for the Brit Awards Universal afterparty at the mandarin Oriental in London.

Posted: 17th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Lady GaGa Faces The Brits 2010, In Pictures

FOR anyone looking for sensation and style at the Brits Awards2010, there was Lady GaGa, dressed as a nativity play fairy (the dress reverses into a Christmas tree for non-religious schools). Lady GaGa picked up three awards to hang on her branches, paying an emotional tribute to late fashion designer Alexander McQueen. There’s a lot of celebrity grandstanding when a star dies – the celebs claim one of their own – but GaGa is the authentic voice, if not the face, of fashion. Never mind the music, get a load of the look:

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Lady Gaga on stage during the BRIT Awards 2010, at Earls Court, London.

Posted: 17th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)


Brits Awards In Pictures: JLS Win, Dizzee Rascal Saves And Cheryl Cole Fights A Paper Bag and Loses

THE Brits Awards show was the AGM to end all music industry AGMs this month. JLS proved likeable, and not just because we bumped into Aston Merrygold in Brent X, Lady GaGa, Madonna’s camel (a popstar formed by committee) did everything to hide her face, Dizzee Rascal rocked and with Florence saved the UK pop industry from Cheryl Cole fighting her way out of a paper bag…

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Geri Halliwell (right) and Melanie Brown (left) collect the award for 'Best Brit perforamce of 30 years' on behalf of the Spice Girls during the BRIT Awards 2010, at Earls Court, London.

Posted: 16th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)


Tila Tequila Miscarries And Loses Lady GaGa

tila-preggersONE woman content factory Tila Tequlia has miscarried. And now that the baby is gone, allegedly, she can take over from Lady GaGa at the gig. Ok? Ok! The magazine editor (a fake) converses with Tila, the plastic baby mama, sexy mourner (NSFW), saucy widow lover to ‘killed‘ by gayness ear-bud heiress and sex tape member Casey Johnson, and herself a head trauma victim. This is how you do fame: Tila Tequila (NSFW):

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Posted: 16th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment