Posts Tagged ‘Lady Gaga’
Justin Bieber’s Lady GaGa Presents The 52nd Grammy Awards: 120 Pictures
JUSTIN Bieber took his mother Pattie Bieber to the 52nd annual Grammy Awards in Los Angeles. If you think Bieber looks young, get a load of his mum. Also there was a demure Rihanna, Nicole Kidman’s expression-free forehead, reality strumpet Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi, Lady Gaga pretending to be an am-dram star in the Melton Mowbray Players’ lunch-time rendition of Havisham: The Musical, and then rolling in her own mess, Veronica Mayra was poured into a dress (she forgot to say “when”), Phoebe Price, a dress-needy Nadeea, Katy Perry, Beyonce Knowles, Kathy Griffin, Miley Cyrus and Johnny Dang’s teeth.
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Posted: 1st, February 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (12)
Lady GaGa Implicated In Death Of Manchester Schoolgirl
TO prove that no story, however tragic, cannot be made better with the addition of a celebrity name, the Daily Mail brings us the Lady GaGa killing. Or as the paper puts it, tastefully:
“Schoolgirl, 10, accidently hanged herself with dressing gown cord as she danced to Lady Gaga”
The music is relevant to Mail readers. It’s as if Lady GaGa is in some way involved in the death of a child. Of course, she was not. So why mention her?
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Lady GaGa Duets With Susan Boyle Or Is It James Blunt: In Pictures
LADY GAGA was spotted outside Radio City Music Hall in New York City for her sold out four-night Monster Ball show. Of course, it isn’t Lady GaGa it’s the new-look Susan Boyle, ready for her close up. Or is it James Blunt, ready for a comeback tour? Lady GaGa understands one thing: to be cool she has to be hard to pin down. She might not be Madonna’s cameral after all – a singer formed by committee – she may yet be David Bowie…
Posted: 22nd, January 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comments (3)
Lady GaGa In Madonna Swearing Shocker
MORE evidence that Lady GaGa is Madonna’s Camel – an amalgam of all Madge’s tricks and spits formed by committee.
Remember when Madonna asked the Live 8 crowd: “Are you f***ing ready, London?” Hundreds complained.
Incidentally, that concert for care was also illuminated by Snoop Dogg, extolling the mob to “Wave your motherfucking hands in the air – wave the motherfuckers like you just don’t care.”
Anyhow, here’s Lady Gaga doing the swearing popstar thing, telling the audience at Live: Isle of MTV:
“Put your hand up in the air and dance, you motherfuckers.”
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Posted: 12th, January 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
In Pictures: Lady GaGa’s Hat Made From Her Own Hair
LADY GaGa is the creative director for a line of Polaroid Imaging products. Madonna’s Camel (TM) accepts her role at the Consumer Electronics Convention held at the Las Vegas Convention Center, Las Vegas. And she does so by finding a new way to conceal her face, this time beneath a hat fashioned from her own hair. Says she: “Just because we’re doing a heightened avant-garde sense of who we are, doesn’t mean that we start shredding things and making giant hats. It still has to be you.” Or as he who owned the look first might say: “You put an a after Gag, you put an Ag after Ga…” Take it away Worzel:
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Posted: 8th, January 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Lady GaGa Gets Her Own Comic: Pictures
LADY Gaga is the subject of Bluewater’s free comic in its new Fame series. No shock to learn that May 5 is Free Comic Book Day, followed, as ever, by May 6th and Arrest A Comic Thief Day. Future books will look at Robert Pattinson, 50 Cent, David Beckham and Taylor Swift.
With art by Tess Fowler and words by Dan Rafter, the plot centres on the quest to get a picture of Lady GaGa’s face, without attention being deflected by masks, menstrual spatterings or a penis.
Posted: 5th, January 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Why Westboro Baptist Church Hates Lady GaGa
CHRISTMAS time is great. All the usual media traditions are there: the BBC blaming the Jews for killing Palestinian “civilians”, American justice jailing Richard and Mayumi Heene for duping the world into thinking they were tuning into see a dead child attached to a balloon (the disappointment was just awful), and the good folks at the Westboro Baptist Church revealing that the God of love hates pretty much the same people as they do.
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Posted: 27th, December 2009 | In: Reviews | Comments (5)
Lady GaGa Salutes Lady GaGa In LA Concert: In Pictures
TO celebrate Christmas, Anorak went to LA to see Madonna’s camel, aka Lady Gaga, perform at the Nokia Theatre. During the show, the most self-aware singer wheeled out a K-Tel Record Selector attached to a Welsh dresser on which sat 8 platinum discs, or plates. The audience cheered. The dancers clapped. And Gaga almost revealed a glimpse of what she’s like behind the mask: smaller that you’d think…
Posted: 24th, December 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Lady GaGa Grants The Queen And Miley Cyrus An Audience: Royal Variety Show In Pictures
TO Blackpool for the Royal Variety Performance, with Lady GaGa, Miley Cyrus and Bette Midler. As AA Gill said, the French guillotine their Royals, we make ours go to Blackpool to watch a variety show. But Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip did pretty well. As well as Gaga and Cyrus, they saw Chaka Khan, Anastasia and Michael Buble. They got to see American stars. Of course, this the British show, so they also had to endure Frank Carson, Diversity, Alexandra Burke and Lulu – always Lulu. We were there. We’ve got the pictures…
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Posted: 8th, December 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
American Music Awards: Jennifer Lopez Falls Back On Her Talent, Video
THE American Music Awards is not a folk music AGM, but yet another chance of established acts to remind the TV watching public that they are a) alive, b) working and c) looking the same as they did ten years ago, perhaps younger.
Janet Jackson lip-synced, American Idol products Carrie Underwood and Adam Lambert shouted and Keith Urban, woman an award for – no faint praise here – “Best Country Male”.
Alicia Keys sang, Jay-Z did safe rapped, Eminem and 50 Cent did sweary rap, The Black Eyed Peas sang four different songs at the same time and Lady Gaga survived smashing her way through some glass to reach her piano.
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Posted: 23rd, November 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
X Factor: Olly Murs Kisses Stacey Solomon And Lily Allen Throws Punch For Cheryl Cole
X FACTOR Watch: Olly Murs is dating Stacey Solomon while ogling Dannii Minogue’s bum, Cheryl Cole and Ashley’s nightmare and Lily Allen throws a punch for Cheryl Cole…
The X Factor round-up:
Daily Mirror (front page): “OLLY LOVES ME”
Olly Murs and Stacey Solomon are an item. So says the Mirror:
Their outrageous flirting has become the talk of the show – and everyone agrees they make a lovely couple. Especially after it was revealed that X Factor rivals Stacey Solomon, 19, and Olly Murs, 25, have just shared their first kiss.
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Posted: 14th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (2)
Stefani Germanotta Sings Live In New York, Video
BEFORE Stefani Germanotta formed a one-woman committee and created Madonna’s camel face, and called it Lady Gaga, she was an NYU student with a piano and a date in the Bitter End venue.
Behidnt eh masks and the period features is a woman who can play an instrument, so making her an object of wonder and mysticism to Simon Cowell’s doll factory, and almost captivate a crowd high on sardony and mum and dad’s cash cards.
Cue the music:
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Posted: 26th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Lady Gaga’s Period Inspires Milan Fashion Week
TO Milan fashion week, where Actress Francesca Duca is modelling at the Seduzioni Diamonds fashion show in the style of Lady Gaga, by wearing her knickers in public, exposing her primary sexual characteristics and dripping in (fake) blood?
But get a load of those rocks?
The Frisky wonders if “flaunting your period is the next big thing”.
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Posted: 24th, September 2009 | In: Key Posts, The Consumer | Comment
Madonna Performed As Lady GaGa, In Pictures
LADY GaGa is everywhere. Thanks to her masks and string vest burka she might be more than one. Some GaGa’s even be men.
Having been pipped to suicide on the MTV stage by Kanye West and his bottle of cognac, a GaGa was in New York to look over Marc Jacobss Spring 2010 Collection during Mercedes Benz Fashion Week.
Why GaGa want to see the latest fashion was a mystery, until we saw the pictures of her with Madonna. GaGa is Madonna’s camel face, the popstar by committee.
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Posted: 16th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Lady GaGa In Suicide Terror
“LADY GAGA in suicide shocker,” screams the Daily Star, which might have seen the singer dressed in a burka on the MTV awards’ stage to collect a Best New Artist statuette and puts two and two together to make… can you repeat the question?
The story is a sensation:
LADY GAGA shocked millions of telly viewers by faking her own death in a sick stage stunt. The outrageous star collapsed dripping in “blood” during her performance at the MTV Video Music Awards in New York. Fans were stunned as she pretended to stab herself in the chest. Her white outfit was smeared with gore as she writhed around and rubbed the fake blood on her face.
Bloodsoaked Gaga, 23, next appeared hanging limply from a cord suspended from the roof, her neck twisted to the side and a blank look on her face.
And this all happened while the world’s media was watching brattish pop star Kanye West behave like a, well, brattish pop star? Now we known about it, there vey chance we can agree to be offended:
A spokesman for PAPYRUS, the national charity for prevention of young suicides, blasted: “This act is not cool: sensationalising and romanticising suicide is irresponsible. Celebrities, who are often idolised by young people, need to be more aware of the impact that such acts can have on vulnerable young people.”
Hey, kids. No climbing on stage and stabbing yourselves in the chest. It is not cool.
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Posted: 15th, September 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Man Wearing Oxygen Mask Holds Up La Jolla Bank
IN La Jolla, California, a well-dressed elderly man carrying an oxygen tank has robbed a branch of the San Diego National Bank Saturday.
The robber is described as a tall man in his 70s with white hair, a gray moustache and glasses. He was wearing a white beret, argyle sweater and brown sports jacket.
The villain was carrying an oxygen tank was in a black bag and connected to the man’s nose with plastic tubing.
Lady GaGa is cursing herself for not thinking of the look first…
Posted: 14th, September 2009 | In: Strange But True | Comments (2)
Lady Gaga Is Covered In Kermit The Frog’s Spawn
ANORAK’S hunt for Lady Gaga’s face seemed to be over when we saw this video. But then Lady Gaga – Madonna’s camel – covered herself in Kermit The Frog’s legs and spawn and by the time we’d digested it, she’d gone:
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Posted: 19th, July 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Lady Gaga’s 02 Michael Jackson Tribute In Pictures
MORE news of Lady Gaga, the committee-formed pop singer who functions as the camel to Madonna’s elephant.
Anorak’s search for Lady Gaga’s face continues as we journey to the O2 Academy in Brixton, London. Is Lady Gaga’s invisible face a post-modern tribute to Michael Jackson?
The search for Lady Gaga’s face:
Posted: 15th, July 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment
Lady Gaga Is Madonna’s Camel
PICTURES of the manufactured Madonna-Bette Midler-Phantom-of-the-Opera hybrid Lady Gaga singing at T in The Park confirm the impression that she goes to great lengths to hide her face.
Even her name suggests a self-mocking, yakking reference to her looks. (The Lady is not a parody but a moniker based on years observing Princess Diana and Sarah Ferguson.) Gaga is not so very hideous, far from it, but such the lust for the fanciability to go with the hits that she recognises her limitations.
Had Michael Jackson adopted the Gaga moves and look he would have surely saved himself a fortune on plastic surgery and masks.
Hereunder is a gallery of Lady Gaga, the Cyrano de Bergerac of performers. Or is she a pop star formed by committee, the proverbial camel’s hump to Madonna’s elephant? Or a camel’s face?
The gallery:
Posted: 11th, July 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment
That Lady Lady GaGa Interview In Full
GMTV does Lady Gaga:
Emma Crosby: Your music is described as ‘electro p-pop’, what does that mean?
Lady GaGa: It’s pop music that’s electronic.
More insight every morning on GMTV.
Posted: 23rd, January 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)
