Posts Tagged ‘Laura van Wormer’
Please Duchess Fergie, Suck Out My Fat (Again)!
I NEVER tire of news of Fergie, the Duchess of York. Now I learn that Her Grace has a new champion – the wonderfully named American novelist Laura van Wormer who proved her literary talent by writing the biography of the Ewing clan from the 80s’ TV series Dallas.
How apt that a connoisseur of Southfork should now rush to the aid of the one-time chatelaine of South York.
Sarah Ferguson – Life And Fashion Crimes
Laura has set up a Facebook page called catchily, Bring Back The Duchess of York To Weight Watchers. For an explanation I go to Laura’s website where I read this:
“Well, I don’t know about you, but my food has been a mess ever since she was replaced at Weight Watchers. I don’t know what it is about her that galvanizes hundreds of thousands of Americans to do something about their weight and overall health but I strongly suspect it has to do with Sarah giving us permission to make ourselves vulnerable to one another.”
Which reminds me, I must seek Fergiana’s permission next time I need a helping hand to insert a suppository.
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Posted: 8th, July 2010 | In: Key Posts | Comments (3)