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TOWIE tanner Lauren Goodger targeted by online golfers – twitter horror!

LAUREN Goodger wants to talk about trolls. Having previously starred in the first ever celebrity abort ‘n’ tell, flogged slimming pills tested on animals and working as a rep for Peta, Lauren pushed her envelope by tweeting a photo of her arse – “Marbella 2012 @Oceanclub with my @RiverIslandPR monokini on!x”. As a result, Lauren’s twitter account received comments that were not all flattering.

In “I wish the sperm that made you never found the egg“, the Sun leads with an “investigation into the vile abuse” received by the “TOWIE star”.

So bad is it that a few hours later, Lauren tweets a photo of her tummy (see photo):

Just been gym I want 6 pac loool not there yet little way 2 go I don’t want be skinny I want be fit!!x

To save you the bother of following Lauren on Twitter, Jenna Sloan and Lauren pick out the best tweets:

Lauren, 25, said: “One message I got said ‘I bet your mum and dad hate you’…another said ‘I bet your mum wishes her egg had never accepted the sperm that made you’. That was shocking. Another said ‘you look like a Cabbage Patch doll’.”

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Posted: 15th, June 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Lauren Goodger is Peta’s Meratol chomping Dumb Animal of The Month

LAUREN Goodger is Peta’s Dumb Animal of the Month. The Only Way Is Essex player is wearing bodypaint designed to resemble snakeskin.

Aside from wearing leather, Lauren has used and promoted Meratol slimming pills. As the Meratol site says:

The active ingredients in Meratol have been tested both in animals and in humans…

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Posted: 16th, March 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Mark Wright’ And Lauren Goodger’s Abort ‘n’ Tell: Life Under A Scraped Barrel

FOLLOWING last week’s OK! news that Lauren Goodyer had aborted Mark Wright’s baby, the magazine turns to Mark Wright, who tells us in headline form:

“Tearful Mark Fights Back – Our baby was my little David Beckham”

A cash cow with a range of signature scents, location tattoos and a sweet right foot? Why, Lauren? Why did you abort little David Beckham? Was it to prevent him from marrying a little Victoria Adams? The abortn ‘n’ tell goes on to feature tearful Mark’s  face by another headline:

“Lauren’s Sick In The Head”

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Posted: 5th, October 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment