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TOWIE’s Lauren Pope is the face of PIP implants

WHEN the PIP implants story hit the news cycle we knew it would not be long before the story of industrial silicon breasts garnered a celebrity face. And so today the Sun serves up Lauren Pope.

In “I was terrified my PIP implants were a ticking timebomb. I just wanted them out”

TOWIE’s Lauren Pope reveals all – literally. Says the Sun:

At a slender size 8, with razor-sharp cheekbones and flawless skin, it is hard to imagine the former glamour model turned DJ being unhappy with her body. But Lauren had longed for bigger boobs since she was a teenager.

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Posted: 14th, March 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Lauren Pope And Kirk Norcross Get Matching Nose Jobs: TOWIE Stars Get New Holes

LAUREN Pope and Kirk Norcross, of TV’s The Only Way Is Essex, have had matching nose jobs at London’s Highgate Hospital. But what is beneath the bandages and splints?

Anorak thinks the pair have actually had their noses removed. He has had a vagina implanted in the centre of his face to better connect with his metrosexual side and facilitate a ‘quick one’, and she’s opted for the coin slot…

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Posted: 21st, June 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Jack Tweed In Jade Goody Costa Slappa Orgy, Probably

JACK Tweed is not a rapist but is still in the shadow of Jade Goody, and he died a year ago. On the cover of the Daily Star, Jack remains “JADE’S JACK”. And he is on a “WILD BOOZE HOLS ORGY”.

Jack Tweed has taken his “pals” to the “costa del sex”.

Jade Goody – Life In Pictures

Where’s that, then? Turns out it’s the Costa del Sol. And that Jack hasn’t actually gone there yet:

JACK Tweed will celebrate being cleared of rape with an orgy of booze and sex in Spain. The only thing wild about this orgy is the speculation and the Star’s front-page headline.

A Lauren Pope will be there – pictures of the country’s anti-Pope here. And it will be wild and cray-zee. Or as doe-faced Jack says:

“I just want to lead a normal life. I want to graft, earn some money and have a holiday.”

Phwoarrr! Not ‘alf!

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Dental nurse Jade Goody greets presenter Davina McCall as she leaves the Big Brother house at Elstree Studios in Hertfordshire to become the ninth contestant to be evicted as the fly-on-the-wall show reached its dramatic finale.

Posted: 28th, April 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)


Lauren Pope The New Jade Goody?

WITH Jade Goody between endorsements, the Sun spots Jack Tweed in Thorpe Park with friends, including one Lauren Pope.

Here’s a picture of Pope at work.

Can she be the new Jade?

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Posted: 1st, April 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (7)