Tamara Ecclestone flashes her bum at that swanky sun-kissed wedding

OK! has an update on the wedding of pneumatic bum cream modelTamara Ecclestone — daughter of F1 supremo and 1960s action figure Bernie. As previously recorded, Tamara has decamped from her £45 million Kensington house with walk-in birkin museum and crystal bath to marry a Jay Rutland on the French Riviera.

Details of the £12 million do are emerging.

At the rented out Grand Hotel du Cap-Ferrat, Bernie coughed up for Mariah Carey, Elton John, Mark Ronson and Lionel Richie to provide atmosphere.

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Posted: 21st, June 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment

The massive Lionel Richie head Kickstarter is go

WHAT the world needs is a huge head modelled to look like Lionel Richie’s noggin. If this Kickstarter project can make it, the world will have what it needs.

For your money you get  “internal turbines to keep his head up, internal sandbags to keep his head down” and “Head Guards” to protect the head from human lice. You also get a “Lionel Richie Head Paper Mask” (£9), and  “a chance for and your partner to stay overnight in Lionel Richie’s Head” (£1,000).

A good looking Lionel Richie Head at a respectable height (3m) will cost us £4,900… We hope with the possible success of raising the money to make a 3m inflatable sculpture, that we also reach our additionally intended ‘Stretch Goal’ of £10k. This money will be used to make Lionel Richie’s Head bigger (6m). Making it bigger allows us to create a portal that will let Bestivalers go inside Lionel Richie’s Head. 

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Posted: 5th, June 2013 | In: Celebrities, Money | Comment

Michael Jackson Stole Elizabeth Taylor’s Funeral

MICHAEL Jackson Watch: When Princess Diana died, the Queen Mother was reported to have opined: “She’s got my funeral.”

What price that Jackson would shuffle off before Elizabeth Taylor, a woman who is now saying she won’t attend. The is too mich “whoopla”.

And as any Hollywood legend knows, you can have too much Woopla.

Cue the pall beareres:

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Posted: 7th, July 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (2)

Michael Jackson Joined The Raelians And Wanted Shaheen Jafargholi

MICHAEL Jackson Watch: Millions expected in LA to check that Jackson is dead; Elizabeth Taylor refuses to attend; Shaheen Jafargholi is to be cloned; and Jackson joined the Raelians…

The Sun: “Shaheen Sings for Jacko – Boy, 12, joins Wonder, Carey and Usher”

The Boy Wonder. He’s 12. It’s OK, Shaheen, Jackson’s dead. That can of coke will taste exactly as you’d expect, no top notes of claret and base notes of soapy suds.

BRITAIN’S Got Talent schoolboy Shaheen Jafargholi is sensationally set to sing today at Michael Jackson’s memorial. The stunned 12-year-old, of Swansea, was invited by the Jackson family, who told him the King of Pop was a huge fan of his Jacko tribute act.

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Posted: 7th, July 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment