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Big Brother Lisa’s Anorexic Hissy Fit

noirin-kelly-faceSIGNS of life in the Big Brother house, where I’m Noirin has gone on hunger strike and Lisa Wallace is competing with Marcus Saxondale to be the most offended.

For those of you unaware, Noirin’s face has been used as a blank canvas. Those glass and moustache are not her own and she must wear her inky mask until told to wash it off.

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Posted: 15th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Big Brother’s Noirin Kelly Was On MTV’s The Real World

test-cardBIG Brother’s Noirin Kelly appeared on MTV’s The Real World Sydney in 2007.

It seems that Big Brother really has run out of contestants, featuring as it now does Page 3 stunna Sophie Reade, Page 3 stunna’s lover Kris Donnelly, Indian national Sree Dasari, Russian Angel McKenzie, Brazilian Rodrigo Lopes,  FHM high street honey Karly Ashworth, and American Cairon Austin-Hill.

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Posted: 9th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment


Big Brother’s Lisa Wallace’s Porn Past

lisa-wallaceBIG Brother lesbian-in-residence Lisa Wallace used to man the phones on a sex chat line.

As the Sun reports:

The mohican-sporting Brummie, 41, pretended to be a 6ft leggy blonde when she chatted to callers.

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Posted: 8th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment


One Female Big Brother Housemate Is A Man

cairon-austin-hillNEWS on Big Brother’s Cairon, the 18-year-old American.

One thing we need to clear up: Cairon is not gay.

Cairon is so straight he feels uncomfortable about wiping his own arse and only ever walks in straight lines, never walks backwards and doesn’t even know what being gay is let alone how to spell it.

Problem is, what if one of the female housemates turns out to be a man?

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Posted: 6th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Big Brother Freddie Fisher’s Porn Shockzzzzzzz

freddie-fisher1ONLY two newspapers lead with Big Brother: The Sun (pictures in the left-hand column of a few of the sluttier-looking housemates) and the Star, which ignores news of the House of Commons and calls for Gordon Brown to be booted out of Number 10 with an entire publication given over to “BIG BROTHER BONKERS”.

Screams the Star:

“Every one a sex-starved nutter.”

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Posted: 5th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment (1)