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London Man Urinated At Waterloo Station To Rid Himself Of Mafia Poison

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London Man Urinated In ‘Self-Defence’ At Waterloo Station To Rid Himself Of Mafia Poison

MICHAEL Jones, 50, says he was “urinating in self-defence” at Waterloo train station, London.

On May 3, City of Westminster Magistrates’ Court learns that, allegedly, Jones was urinating in public.

His brief tells the court:

“He urinated in self-defence because the water supply was poisoned by the Mafia. He had to get rid of the poison from his body.”

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Posted: 3rd, June 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment (1)