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Lourdes floods – pilgrims enjoy discounted miracle water

GOOD god! Hundreds of Roman Catholic pilgrims have been evacuated from a refuge in Lourdes, France. Why? Flooding.

The Gave de Pau river has popped its backs brining Holy waters gushing to the masses.

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Posted: 21st, October 2012 | In: Reviews, The Consumer | Comment

Daily Mail gawps at ‘sexy’ underage Lourdes – Madonna might worry

HARD cheese on Madonna’s daughter Lourdes for being grassed up by the Daily Mail for smoking at 15. The paps pounced and flogged photos of the teenaged puffer hanging about with her pal in New York. The Mail says Lourdes seemed “very comfortable with it”. You see, Lourdsettes. It was not her first ciggie. Lourdes has, like, been soo smoking for soooo long.

The bigger worry are the middle-aged men staring at Lourdes. The Mail’s “Daily Mail Reporter”, notes:

Wearing a black and white mini dress with matching shoes, the 10th grade schoolgirl wore dark shades and her long hair loosely around her shoulders.

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Posted: 26th, March 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Ok! Is Home In The White House With Liverpool’s Steven Gerrard And Family

OSCAR Wild once said that in giving us the opinions of the uneducated, journalism keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community. That’s why we have OK! magazine. Yes, OK! magazine have added words of wisdom to that when penning (in hideous pink writing) their ‘At Home with the Gerrards’ feature this week.

Since my job is to maintain a sardonic grin and keep my pointy pen of derision firmly directed at soft penned foolery, I’d like to bring to your attention to the fact that Crissie Reeves has described her article: “As crisply executed as a formal function at the White House.” Well, that’s something for our esteemed editor to aspire to.

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Posted: 14th, December 2011 | In: Celebrities | Comment