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Malawi Bans Farting In Public: Bottom Inspectors At Large

HAS Malawi banned farting in public? And, if it has, how can the bottom inspectors prove who farted? Will insurgents find it irrestible to respond to police probings with the playground phrase “Smelt it dealt it“?

Will police retort with an equally childish, “Who made the rhyme did the crime”?

And what is the official ruling on smelly cheese?

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Posted: 4th, February 2011 | In: Strange But True | Comment