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The Daily Mail wants us to admire 14-year-old Malia Obama’s figure

 THE Daily Mail continues its obsession with gawping at underage teenage girls by commenting on Malia Obama, 14:

Mommy’s girl grown up: How Malia Obama has blossomed from an awkward teen to America’s next style icon as she follows in the First Lady’s footsteps

Looking every bit as poised and elegant as her mother, the long-limbed first daughter has taken the awkward out of adolescence with ease.

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Posted: 28th, November 2012 | In: Politicians | Comment

Gulf Hole Plug: Barack Obama Assures Malia He’s Using Golf Balls As Fast As He Can

MALIA Obama knocks on Barack Obama’s door of a night and asks him she he’s gonna plug the hole that destroying the oceans. Daddy looks thoughtful, chucks her chin and assures her that he’s using golf balls and tyres as fast as he can.

“When I woke up this morning and I’m shaving, and Malia knocks on my bathroom door and she says — did you plug the hole yet, Daddy?”

Malia then asks daddy when he’s going to ban the bomb. And Obama looks thoughtful, chucks her under the chin and…

Gulf Oil Spill: Hopes Raised As Millions Of Sea Sponges Swim In

Posted: 30th, May 2010 | In: Politicians | Comment

Those Sasha Obama Rape Gags in Full

WITH too few jokes about The One, David Letterman makes a funny-funny-funny joke about raping Sarah Palin’s 14-yer-old daughter, Willow Palin.

Jim Treacher hold on to his sides:

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Posted: 10th, June 2009 | In: Politicians | Comment (1)