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Man With Not Stable Home Admits Buggering A Donkey
JOSEPH Squires, 66, is in the dock at Leicester Crown Court charged with buggering a donkey “between February 2 and February 5, 1999”. Despise the man and the crime, but you’ve got the admire the lad’s stamina.
It is also alleged that Mr Squires – yep, more nominative determinism at work – did bugger a horse between March 15 and 18, 2004.
Says his brief Amar Mehta – and he really did say this:
“The defendant does not have a stable address…”
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Posted: 13th, April 2010 | In: Strange But True | Comment (1)