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Manchester man impaled on bed spring was not reading 50 Shades in bed?
’50 Shades Of Grey’ a bit tame? You into something alit more esoteric than the kind of Clit Lit Barbara Cartland would write as a thank you letter for Jilly Copper’s dinner party? You need to get an old mattress.
From Manchester, news of a kind of bedroom pain that makes E.L. James’s spanking the flunkey (any relation to Sid James?) read like What Katy Did.
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Posted: 15th, July 2012 | In: Strange But True | Comment
