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Mariah Carey Spends £28k On Looking After Her Pets

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PEOPLE get terribly upset when famous people spend obscene amounts of money on frivolous things. They tut about how much good could be done with all that dough. However, those people are stupid and wrong. Us humans need outrageous and wealthy people.

Imagine a world without Liberace? Imagine who tedious things would be without the tales of Elton John’s private jets?

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Posted: 28th, April 2014 | In: Music | Comment


Tamara Ecclestone flashes her bum at that swanky sun-kissed wedding

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OK! has an update on the wedding of pneumatic bum cream modelTamara Ecclestone — daughter of F1 supremo and 1960s action figure Bernie. As previously recorded, Tamara has decamped from her £45 million Kensington house with walk-in birkin museum and crystal bath to marry a Jay Rutland on the French Riviera.

Details of the £12 million do are emerging.

At the rented out Grand Hotel du Cap-Ferrat, Bernie coughed up for Mariah Carey, Elton John, Mark Ronson and Lionel Richie to provide atmosphere.

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Posted: 21st, June 2013 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Stevie Nicks wants to strangle Minaj

AFTER Nicki Minaj apparently threatened to shoot Mariah Carey (as well as showcasing one of the single most annoying voices in human history), Stevie Nicks of Fleetwood Mac has decided to get involved.

And she’s not happy.

Stevie – a massive fan of scarves and hippie nonsense – threw her hat into the American Idol ring and, from the sound of it, is cracking her aged knuckles and getting ready for smackdown.

“How dare this little girl!,” Nicks ranted to The Daily about the Starships rapper. “If I had been Mariah I would have walked over to Nicki and strangled her to death right there.”

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Posted: 10th, October 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)


Nicki Minaj threatened to shoot Mariah Carey

YOU may have seen the story (and watched the video) about Mariah Carey getting beatdown by Nicki Minaj‘s insanely annoying voice, but have you heard about the shooting threat?

Well, that is what we’re looking at right now as Mariah Carey has been talking to Barbara Walters, about the small matter of fellow American Idol judge Nicki Minaj threatening to shoot her. That’s right. SHOOT HER. Walters said: “Nicki walked off the set and multiple people heard Nicki say, ‘If I had a gun I would shoot the bitch.'”

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Posted: 5th, October 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Nicki Minaj threatens to knock-out Mariah Carey… on tape

POPSTARS are idiots, that’s why we love them. And acting like a supreme chump is Nicki Minaj who went mental during American Idol auditions in North Carolina, swearing at Mariah Carey and threatening, “I’m gonna knock you out”.

On video.

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Posted: 4th, October 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment


The most pampered pets who travel by jet, gold coach and handbag

SOME people might wonder what kind of person would pay upwards of a thousand pounds for a short flight – and then spend the same amount again to allow their dog to in the set in the seats next to them. Answer: the kind of people who fly with the Victor jet charter company (founded by Clive Jackson, pictured above), which has just launched the service.

Not that there’s anything new about pampered pets of course…

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Speaking of flying, when airlines refused to allow Mariah Carey’s Jack Russell to travel in first class, she had him chauffeur-driven in her own car instead.

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When not in Paris Hilton’s handbag, this tiny chihuahua resides in the $325,000 dog house at her home in Beverly Hills.

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Michael Jackson’s chimpanzee lived cheek by jowl with his in-no-way-peculiar owner, as celebrated in various tasteless jokes at the time. They wore the same clothes and Bibbles had his own bodyguard. Home is now in an animal sanctuary in California.

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Not only is their food is prepared by the royal chefs, but it is claimed that the Queen prepares each one a stocking at Christmas.

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George Clooney’s Vietnamese pot-bellied pig lived in his Hollywood Hills mansion for many years until his death. He was said to have caused the break-up of several relationship, because Clooney refused to put him outside.

Posted: 3rd, September 2012 | In: Flashback, Key Posts | Comment


Mariah Carey makes soup and becomes an instant hero!

JUST over a week after posting one of the most unintentionally funny photos online, and of course, being hospitalised for “mild kidney failure”, Mariah Carey’s husband, Nick Cannon, stepped out into the limelight for the first time and praised her for being a “hero” during his ‘ordeal’.

Cannon said, without any trace of irony:

“When times are hard, you guys don’t see her at 3 o’clock in the morning, getting up in the middle of the night, fixing me soup when my kidneys ain’t acting right. Mariah Carey does that.”

Get housemaid to open tin. Pour into pan. Heat up. Serve. Become hero.

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Posted: 16th, January 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Mariah Carey hogs illness limelight of ailing husband Nick Cannon

THE shock of Mariah Carey being seen in hospital was one thing, but what really surprised us was that she was so willing to bask in the reflected glory of her ailing husband, TV presenter Nick Cannon. That’s right, while Nick lay there looking half dead in his woollen hat (nope, no idea either), Mariah sidled up to him on the bed for a quick photo to share with twitter.

And according to Mariah, he’s suffered kidney failure.

She tweeted: ‘Please pray for Nick as he’s fighting to recover from a mild kidney failure.’

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Posted: 4th, January 2012 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)


Rioters Who Look Like Famous People: ‘Barack Obama’, ‘Mariah Carey’ and ‘Ashley Cole’ Caught On Camera

WHEN they come to make the film of the London, Manchester and Birmingham riots, Macaulay Culkin, James Franco, Mariah Carey, Eva Longoria, Barack Obama, Ray Winstone and Cheslea footballer Ashley Cole are shoo-ins for the lead roles. Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall is on catering. Anorak presents the looting lookalikes – rogues gallery of people who might be famous…

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Posted: 15th, August 2011 | In: Key Posts, Photojournalism | Comment (1)


Mariah Carey Wants Everyone To Guess Her Twins Names

MARIAH Carey is, of course, more mental than a tree filled with talking toasters. She became pregnant with twins, which left the universe considering implosion briefly. Could the human race stand Mariah gloating about her working ovaries? Could we collectively take the cloying praise bestowed on her little bundles of disappointments?

One person who doesn’t care about our feelings is Mariah Carey who, for some inexplicable reason, wants us all to guess the names of her newborns, who were brought into the world while Carey was listening to one of her own albums.

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Posted: 3rd, May 2011 | In: Music | Comments (3)


Mariah Carey Is Stupid Because She Thinks Her Unborn Twins Have Different Personalities

IT must be slowly dawning on Mariah Carey that she’s not the only person on Earth who has ever had a baby. As each new stretch mark appears on her drum-taut stomach and each haemorrhoid pings like popcorn from her anus, her sheer will to make this whole pointless event special grows and grows.

Fact is, her new children are just another pair of things to occupy some vital space on our failing planet. They’re guaranteed to grow-up to be disappointing adults, drunk on their own sense of self worth and ultimately jaded at the prospect that they’re just things that live to ultimately die without ever achieving anything remotely great in their lives.

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Posted: 12th, April 2011 | In: Music | Comment (1)


Nelly Furtado Donates Gaddafi Concert Money To Sting

COLONEL Muammar Gaddafi and his kids in Libya (or the Caribbean and London – whichever is closer) love a good party. When Mickey Rouke and John Galliano get to play the Libyan dictator in film, they will be able to co-star with the likes of Nelly Furtado, Mariah Carey, Beyoncé and Usher, who have all been hired to perform for the family Gaddafi in recent years.

It should be a great show – perhaps the most tortuous musical since Godspell.

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Posted: 1st, March 2011 | In: Key Posts, Music | Comments (5)


Kesha Weeps Glitter From Every Orifice: Mariah Carey Yet To Respond

KESHA has laid down the gauntlet to Mariah Carey, while evoking unfortunate images of sexual deviant Gary Glitter. While Carey starred in Glitter, Kesha weeps glitter stuff from every hole of her being:

“If you come and see a show of mine, there is no shortage of glitter. By the end, everyone from the back of the auditorium to the very front is covered and potentially choking on glitter. I am shooting glitter from glitter guns and out of every orifice in my body.”

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Posted: 11th, February 2011 | In: Music | Comment (1)


Mariah Carey Talks To The World About Her Miscarriage

MARIAH Carey is telling OK! about her miscarriage:

“I’ve never really been a very forthcoming person about my personal stuff. Why do I have to talk about this in front of the world? It’s a little strange”.

Hey, what the world demands, you must deliver unto, Mariah. She duly goes on to tell us about her progesterone treatment and:

“If you really look at my life, I’ve never had a personal life, or if did, it was just wearing masks and it’s not existing, you know?”

Not sure. Might have to wait for the autobiography…

Posted: 10th, November 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Mariah Carey’s Massive Pussy Photoshop In Saudi Arabia: Photos

SAUDI Arabia’s Photoshop Council Of Faith and Morals has altered Mariah Carey’s album covers to make them less sexy. The backside is covered in pantaloons; the top is no longer halter neck but a polo shirt; the pussy is massive and furry…

Thankfully, truth outs and Mariah’s skin remains as flawless as Mother Teresa’s conscience and her arms tighter than a Jonas brother backstory…

Originally published September 2 2010 – spotter: Artsyspot, Media bum

Posted: 5th, October 2010 | In: Key Posts, Music | Comment


Pictures Of Celebrities Who Put On Weight

WHEN Star Magazine gawped at a voluptuous Jessica Simpson from an unflattering angle and screamed “It’s Not A Fat Suit” we realised why Hollywood stars keep in shape. But can you be a victim if you once sold your wonderful body to the slobbering masses to envy and admire? Here’s a gallery of stars who put on weight and were attacked for it. Featuring: Jessica Simpson, Tyra Banks, Mariah Carey, Kristie Alley, Alec Baldwin, Britney Spears, Kelly LeBrock, Rosie O’Donell, Janet Jackson, Mike Tyson, Kevin Federline, Steven Segal, John Travolta and Val Kilmer…

Posted: 15th, June 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (3)


Mariah Carey’s Top Lip Presents The 25th Independent Spirit Awards In Pictures

MARIAH Carey worked the blue carpet at the 25th Film Independent Spirit Awards Held at Nokia Theatre L.A. Who dresses Carey? It’s the kind of debate that can plug the seconds between awards dos that surround the Oscars. And do you recognise her without her award-winning moustache?

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Mariah Carey during the 25th Film Independent's Spirit Awards, held at the Nokia Event Deck at Los Angeles

The blue carpet is so very Avatar, that self-imporant moralising film starring the big tree, the most famous hunk of wood to appear on screen since Kevin Coster drowned the planet.

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Posted: 6th, March 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Mariah Carey Swings For Her Umbrella: Pictures

FRESH from her outing at the Golden Globes, where husband Nick Cannon acted as her umbrella wallah, Mariah Carey strapped on the Spanx and performed at The Angels Advocate Tour at the Hard Rock Live, Hollywood. No sign of Cannon. But lots of umbrellas-ellas-ellas. And what is with singers on swings? Russell Brand’s happily taken, thank you…

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Mariah Carey performs during "The Angels Advocate Tour" at the Hard Rock Live within the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino on January 21, 2010 in Hollywood, Florida.

Posted: 22nd, January 2010 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Mariah Carey Presents The Ten Greatest Drunks On Film

MARIAH Carey wins Best Breakthrough Actress award for her role in Precious at the Palm Springs International Film Festival awards. And to kick down the critics who says he can’t act, she puts in a shambling performance on the winner’s rostrum that is truly remarkable. All the great acting drunks – Phil Mitchell, Lucille Ball and Robert Hays in Airplane – are tapped into a cocked hat by Mariah Carey. The audience loves it so much they start clapping before she’s even finished speaking.

Anorak brings you the greatest acting drunk of all time:

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Posted: 7th, January 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment


In 61 Pictures: People’s Choice Awards 2010

MARIAH Carey, Taylor Lautner and Johnny Depp were all at the People’s Choice Awards 2010 held at the Nokia Theater on January 6, 2010 in Los Angeles. All were vying to take home a big glass tongue. Ashton Kutcher wanted to show everyone his new phone. Taylor Swift, Sandra Bullock, George Lopez, Chevy Chase, Victoria Asher, Jessica Alba, Alyson Hannigan, Hugh Jackman, Carrie Underwood, Nicole Scherzinger, Queen Latifah, Kate Walsh with a banister and loads of other liggers were there at the first big showbiz AGM of 2010. Pictures:

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Kellan Lutz and Taylor Lautner at the 36th Annual People's Choice Awards held at the Nokia Theatre in Los Angeles, CA on January 6, 2009.

Posted: 7th, January 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment


In Pictures: The TeenNick’s Halo Awards With Mariah Carey’s Butterfly Kiss

MARIAH Carey and her actor husband Nick Cannon were spotted arriving for the TeenNick’s Halo Awards at the Newseum in Washington, DC. It’s proved to be a memorable night as Cannon and Carey engaged in kiss that will ranks up there with some of the greatest kisses of all time… Lainey has more on the butterfly ambush.

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Singer Mariah Carey and Actor Nick Cannon arrive for the TeenNick's Halo Awards at the Newseum in Washington, DC on December 09, 2009.

Posted: 10th, December 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Mariah Carey Wants To Be Susan Boyle, In Pictures

MARIAH Carey wanted 20 white kittens to accompany her as she turned on the lights in the Westfield shopping centre, London. If Susan Boyle can do all that with one cat, Mariah needs 20. The world will be hers.

She also wanted 100 white doves, presumably to give the kittens something to kill while they waited the big moment. She was denied on both counts. There can be only one Susan Boyle. What Carey did get was a big Blue Peter wand made from KitKat wrappers and a bent coat hanger and lots of “butterfly-shaped” confetti scraped up from a wedding party at nearby Willesden Magistrates Court. The pictures:

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Mariah Carey launches her new fragrance, Forever - the world's first scent that lasts forever

Posted: 20th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment


X Factor Watch: Jedward Are Outside Favourites And Mariah Carey Dumps The BBC

jedward-simon-puppetsX FACTOR Watch: Anorak’s round-up of X Factor news – Jedward is huge shock vote scandal and Mariah Carey snubs Strictly Come Dancing to work with Simon Cowell…

The X Factor features on only one front page. Oh, how soon they forget.

Daily Star (front page): TWINS SHOCK”

The shock is there was NO shock. Jedward were not knocked out; Jedward were not the worst act; Jedward were better than Jamie Archer and the non-singing, non-dancing, non-twin Lloyd Daniels (he’ll be out next week).

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Posted: 16th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment


Mariah Carey Sells The Brand On Simon Cowell’s X Factor, In Pictures

mariah-carey-london1MARIAH Carey is at the Dorchester Hotel in London. She’s due to sing on the X Factor. Why?

Simon Cowell and BHS billionaire Sir Philip Green are creating a giant music and merchandising company dubbed ‘Britain’s answer to Disney’”.

Carey wants to be big in perfumes, tourism, food and drink, music, video and more. This is business. Behind the Cabbage Patch Doll-like exterior, Carey wants it all.

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Posted: 15th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment


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