Michael Jackson Tribute: Profonol Peter Doherty Duets With Mariah Carey

MICHAEL Jackson Tribute Watch: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Michael Jackson in the news – Profonol Pete Doherty’s Tribute, Jackson rached out to R Kelly, Mariah Carey regrets not being the star of the funeral and a ghost in the tape…

Pete Doherty is to perform a tribute to Michael Jackson.

Smack and crack are old news. Propofol is in. A stars needs a signature drug. Doheryt hasd dabbled but he has never achieved the telling epithet, such as Cocaine Kate, his former lover Kate Moss did, nor the King Of Prop. Michael Jackson.

Also, Doherty will appear on the David Gest.. My Life! A Musical Concert Extravaganza show at the HMV Apollo in Hammersmith, west London. Gest made up one part of that picture of Liza Minnelli, Jackson and Liz Taylor, the one in which all four appear to be melting.

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Posted: 1st, September 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment

Katie Price Kidnapped On Twitter And Peter Andre Does Stand Up

KATIE Price and Peter Andre Divorce – Katie Price kidnap terror, Peter Andre is a comedy genius, Jordan is dead and Katie beats Peter in Twitter poll…

Last night sentimental Peter Andre appeared on ITV2 in Peter Andre: Going It Alone and showed us that he is almost never alone. Peter spent most of the show touching his face, hugging anyone with reach, finding his niche in the Ikea bedding department and looking like an ambulatory bereavement card.

So alone is Pete that he spent only marginally more time on camera than his manager Claire Powell, who affected an air of a middle aged Claire Rayner, the media’s former favourite agony aunt, albeit less likeable, informed, interesting and charming.

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Posted: 18th, August 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (3)

Michael Jackson Stole Elizabeth Taylor’s Funeral

MICHAEL Jackson Watch: When Princess Diana died, the Queen Mother was reported to have opined: “She’s got my funeral.”

What price that Jackson would shuffle off before Elizabeth Taylor, a woman who is now saying she won’t attend. The is too mich “whoopla”.

And as any Hollywood legend knows, you can have too much Woopla.

Cue the pall beareres:

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Posted: 7th, July 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (2)

Michael Jackson Joined The Raelians And Wanted Shaheen Jafargholi

MICHAEL Jackson Watch: Millions expected in LA to check that Jackson is dead; Elizabeth Taylor refuses to attend; Shaheen Jafargholi is to be cloned; and Jackson joined the Raelians…

The Sun: “Shaheen Sings for Jacko – Boy, 12, joins Wonder, Carey and Usher”

The Boy Wonder. He’s 12. It’s OK, Shaheen, Jackson’s dead. That can of coke will taste exactly as you’d expect, no top notes of claret and base notes of soapy suds.

BRITAIN’S Got Talent schoolboy Shaheen Jafargholi is sensationally set to sing today at Michael Jackson’s memorial. The stunned 12-year-old, of Swansea, was invited by the Jackson family, who told him the King of Pop was a huge fan of his Jacko tribute act.

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Posted: 7th, July 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comment

Mariah Carey Copies Michelle Obama’s Fashion

MARIAH Carey has a huge left hand, attached to a gigantic left thumb.

Celebrity thumbs are all the rage, a trend begun by Michelle Obama and adopted by Megan Fox, and now Mariah Carey.

The thumb is seen dangling from the end of one of Carey’s asymetric arms on the cover of Obsessed.

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Posted: 3rd, July 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment

Katie Price Smells Worse Than Britney Spears And Jade Goody

AH, the smell of Katie Price, Jordan’s eponymous scent, produced from her distilled bed linen and scrapings from the inside of her person, close friends and sources.

But news from the world of official celebrity perfumes is grim:

Days after splitting with her husband Peter Andre, it has been revealed Katie Price’s celebrity scent has also sent the public packing.

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Posted: 20th, May 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)

Mariah Carey’s Inaugural Hissy Fit, Downey Responds

TO the Obama celebrity inauguration – more celebs puh-lease – and Mariah Carey is not standing for it:

“Mariah was in the VIP area, where every celebrity, like Jon Bon Jovi, Mary J. Blige, Alicia Keys and Bruce Springsteen, was seated. But somehow she thought she’d be up with the Obama family. When she realized she wasn’t, she bailed.”

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Posted: 23rd, January 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment (1)

Zeroes For Heroes: Simon Cowell Fights On The Front Lines

WHAT better way to salute the British armed forces than by instructing 12 wannabe singers and budding celebs to sing a warbling version of Mariah Carey’s Hero?

Answer: none.

The Sun features the X Factor’s first ever song for charity, and hears Simon Cowell say that:

“It’s too good an opportunity to pass up.”

Indeed, even in war there is opportunity for spivs, arms manufacturers and entertainers to get rich and famous. For Vera Lynn, read four-piece girl group Bad Lashes.

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Posted: 6th, October 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids, TV & Radio | Comments (4)

Danielle Lloyd Is Engaged To DJ Ironik’s PR

DANIELLE Lloyd is the Star’s strumpet-in-residence. And ever when there is no news about our Dani, and she’s between chests, you can create some copy.

Here’s the latest news on Dani’s associate DJ Ironick, to whom she is engaged.

The former Celebrity Big Brother contestant quietly began dating DJ Ironik just months ago and the pair wasted no time getting engaged – Daily Mail

Then:

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Posted: 12th, September 2008 | In: Celebrities, Tabloids | Comments (4)