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Mario Balotelli and sex with Juici Jennifer Thompson – Rooney’s ‘tart’ (photos)

MARIO Balotelli, Manchester City’s entertaining striker, has been having sex with Jennifer Thompson, aka Juicy Jeni, the woman who allegedly had sex with Wayne Rooney, of Manchester United. The Sun says:

“Balotelli’s Nights With Rooney Hooker”

Poor Jennifer Thompson. She is, as ever, a makeweight in a story about her own body and what’s been inside it. Hooker and tart was how the tabloids described Thompson last time round, a woman reduced to her job – work that was said to earn her £1,200 a night. Why did he do it, eh? Why didn’t she get a proper job sat in an office at her work pod and get off with the head of accounts?

Thompson soon become a “dodgy woman“, a cautionary tale about “us” all when the Mail’s Bel Mooney asked:  “What have we come to when middle-class girls like this see whoring as a career choice?” Sod it that Helen Wood, the other woman said to have shagged Rooney for cash was intelligent and made a case fo legalised prostitution. Instead we read of Thompson’s “suicide” hell and how the woman who had allegedly shagged 13 Premier League footballers was under attack:

Jenny reveals some of the most menacing abuse she’s suffered has come from another high-profile footballer – astonishingly from United’s rivals Man City. Whenever he sees me out in a club or a restaurant, he starts screaming ‘slag’ and ‘whore’ and then starts throwing ice cubes at me. He’s relentless,” says Jenny, fighting back tears.

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Posted: 5th, April 2012 | In: Key Posts, Sports | Comments (2)


Mario Balotelli goes mad in Manchester

MANCHESTER City’s Mario Balotelli was asked to remove his hood when on a trip to Manchester’s Trafford Centre. It takes a brave shopkeeper to tell big-spending Mario to comply or else. But Balotelli took it in good spirit. He said he’d rather leave than remove his hood and be recognised.

A Trafford Centre spokesperson said:

“At 21:02 GMT a customer was approached by security staff and advised that wearing a hooded top covering the head is against centre policy. The customer was Italian and native Italian-speaking staff were dispatched to converse with the customer.”

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Posted: 7th, March 2012 | In: Sports | Comment


Premier League In Photos: Mario Balotelli’s Hot Shoulder And Nine Other Hits

THIS week’s Two Ten Premier League Photos are brought to you in association with Manchester City strikers Mario Balotelli’s joyless shoulder, Gareth Bale’s boot (Spurs), Alex Song’s jumper (Arsenal), Javier Hernadez’s injury (Manchester United), Blackburn Rovers chicken hater, Chelsea winning, and did Alex McLeish (Aston Villa) blow his nose before or after shaking Sir Alex Ferguson’s hand..?

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Manchester City's Mario Balotelli stands in the goalmouth after scoring with his shoulder against Norwich during their English Premier League soccer match at The Etihad Stadium, Manchester, England, Saturday Dec. 3, 2011. (AP Photo/Jon Super)

Posted: 3rd, December 2011 | In: Sports | Comment


Manchester City’s Mario Balotelli Burnt In Anti-Catholic Witch Hunt

THIS year’s Edenbridge Bonfire Society celebrity guy, a giant effigy of Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli. Last year, they burnt Wayne Rooney. This year’s voodoo ceremony features the likeable Balotelli, whose home was set alight by a firework set off in his bathroom. It might have been Ryan Giggs, the Welsh Wizard but this isn’t Pendle

Posted: 2nd, November 2011 | In: Sports | Comment


Manchester City’s Mario Balotelli’s Home Catches Fire: The Fireberk Is A Flare Player

MARIO Balotelli, the Manchester City striker, has, reportedly, “torched”: his £1.3m Macclesfield home after fireworks were let off in his bathroom. He is the Star’s FIREBERK”.

Dominik Lemanski reports:

BARMY Manchester City star Mario Balotelli’s £1.3million mansion was ravaged by a blaze yesterday after fireworks were set off in the bathroom.

According to reports the madcap Italian and a group of friends were playing with powerful pyrotechnics inside his rented £7,500-a-month country pad. The fire, which destroyed the first floor of the Cheshire mansion, began when a towel was set alight by an industrial firework let off from a bathroom window.

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Posted: 23rd, October 2011 | In: Sports | Comment


Mario Balotelli’s Man City Christmas Party With Snow Coated Tiger Dwarves

THE invitation to Manchester City Christmas party is in the post. It promises to be one helluva do. It’s being organised by Mario Balotelli.

The Daily Star reports:

Mario isn’t one for drinking and falling out of clubs, he just thinks he can take a party to the next level. But some of the lads aren’t so sure. They are half-expecting imported snow with tigers and dwarves.”

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Posted: 17th, October 2011 | In: Sports | Comment


Manchester City’s Mario Balotelli Can’t Get His Bib On: Chucks Toys In Video

MANCHESTER City’s £24million starlet Mario Balotelli can’t operate a bib.
In readiness for the match against Dynamo Kiev (he was sent off) , the former Inter Milan player was seen wrestling with his dribbling kit (geddit?!). Turns out he wanted a blue one – like the other boys…

Posted: 19th, March 2011 | In: Sports | Comment


Manchester City’s Mario Balotelli Is A Cock: Photos

MANCHESTER City’s stroppy teenager Mario Balotelli has won the Golden Boy trophy. This sounds like a public school trophy for the brightest catamite; or a spray-painted waiter given to the top drunk dancer at an Ibiza super-club. It turns out to be an award administered by Tuttosport, an Italian newspaper canvassing journalists’ opinions for the world’s hottest young footballing talent.

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Posted: 22nd, December 2010 | In: Key Posts, Sports | Comment (1)