Richard Gasquet’s Cocaine Excuse Blows Martina Hingis

RICHARD Gasquet plays tennis for more then two weeks a year and, thus, as a professional is banned from taking cocaine – he tested positive for in May and was duly banned from the game for two years.

But now that crime has been expunged and Gasquet has blown back. Get this:

“…the Tribunal accepted Mr Gasquet’s plea of No Significant Fault or Negligence, on the basis that he was able to demonstrate on the balance of probabilities how the cocaine entered his system (through inadvertent contamination in a nightclub the night before his scheduled match).”

Do you see? Gasquet kissed a girl in a Miami nightclub who happened to have cocaine on her lips.

Unlucky indeed that Gasquet should then be tested for drugs and the kiss be potent enough to trigger a positive result.

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Posted: 17th, July 2009 | In: Sports | Comment (1)