Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen | Anorak

Posts Tagged ‘Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen’

Sophie Reade Changes Name To “Sophie Loves Cock”

sophie-readeTHAT’S Sophie Reade on the cover of heat magazine. Big Brother Sophie has nicknamed her breasts Mary-Kate and Ashley, in honour of the two shrunken simian Olsen twins.

Now Reade’s breasts have been fed a hearty meal of silicon and gel, been depilated and sprayed with a watertight resin they are no longer holding her back but pressing ever forward, overshadowing all other Big Brother housemates and large parts of Elstree.

Read the rest of this entry »

Posted: 16th, June 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comment