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Woman Finds Masturbating Jelly Baby In Bag Of Sweets

GET a load of that jelly baby – the two-inch sweet is in the shape of a naked man holding his pix ‘n’ mix.

The cultural artefact was discovered by Lyz Parker. She brought the little chap home from the Staine’s branch of Tesco’s in a bag of Candy King.

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Says she:

“When I opened the bag I screamed so loudly the whole office came running over. I couldn’t believe my eyes.”

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Posted: 11th, May 2010 | In: Strange But True | Comments (11)


Turner Prize 2008 Socks It To Art Buffs

WHAT’S the Turner Prize all about then? Are Cathy Wilkes, Goshka Macuga, Mark Leckey, and Runa Islam three women and a man trying to win a prize, or are they three women and man trying not to win a prize? Their surnames are listed in Reverse alphabetical order, which might mean something.

Anorak has once again entered Vomit In Sock, our installation that grows with the times and reflects the changing diet of the modern British palate: see Vomit In Leg Warmer (1983); Vomit In Leggings (1990); and Vomit In Crocs (work in progress).

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Posted: 29th, September 2008 | In: Broadsheets | Comments (6)