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X Factor Scheduling Win: Cee Lo Geen Follows Matt Cardle

SO. How does the X Factor follow Matt Cardle, last year’s winner on to the stage? Why, with Cee Lo Green singing F*** You, aka Forget You...

Matt..?

Posted: 9th, October 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment


Jai McDowall Wins Britain’s Got Talent: Matt Cardle Kicks Telly

JAI McDowall is the winner of the Britain’s Got Talent.

Jean Marty did not win. Jean had talent. She reminded Anorak of one of this things that pop up in 1960’s horrors films to signify a mental breakdown. The starlet begins to spin, her mind a maelstrom of emotions and unsettling objects. Jean begins to play the piano. She beams. She winks.

The actress presses her hands to her ears and screams. Jean plays on. Laughing.

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Posted: 4th, June 2011 | In: TV & Radio | Comment


Matt Cardle’s Book Is A Journey Into Obscurity

MATT Cardle, the X Factor winner, was signing pages of his book Matt Cardle: My Story at Waterstones in London. From being a ordinary bloke who could sing – he was a painter and decorator from Essex, no less – Matt is now a shiny popstar with a book and a message. His watery version of Biffy Clyro’s Many Of Horror’ is at top of the charts. His hair is no longer beneath a cap. And so begins the end of the chap you liked and followed on the telly.

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Posted: 20th, December 2010 | In: Music | Comments (3)


Matt Cardle Knew Susan Boyle’s Cousin: X Factor Local News

THE important thing about Matt Cardle, X Factor champion for 2010, is that he must be claimed as local to as many places as possible. This will enable local media to make him one of their own. Matt is not just an Essex lad. He is an Irishman. The Irish Independent quotes him thus:

They left for England during the potato famine. We were originally ‘McArdles’ but we lost the ‘Mc’ over the years.”

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Posted: 13th, December 2010 | In: TV & Radio | Comment


X Factor’s Matt Cardle: Lauren Cutmore Sticks The Knife Into Tabloid Lies

DID you know that Matt Cardle is a “CHEATING SEX ADDICT”? No, neither did we. But the NoTW says she is. It’s on the front page. And there is a fact:

“Romps 7 times a day says ex”

(Look out for an in-depth article on how 7 is the new 5.)

But before the NoTW can tells us about Cardle’s ex-lover Lauren Cutmore’s upset, the Mirror (which is free online, unlike the NoTW) has news – also “EXCLUSIVE”:

Matt Cardle’s furious ex-girlfriend has branded the X Factor heart-throb a serial womaniser. Lauren Cutmore, 24, claimed he regularly cheated on her during their 18-month relationship.

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Posted: 13th, November 2010 | In: TV & Radio | Comment


X Factor Photos: Matt Cardle Trains With Tottenham Hotspurs

X FACTOR favourite Matt Cardle went to train with Tottenham Hotspurs at their raining ground in Chigwell, Essex, as part of ITV’s Xtra Factor. Peter Crouch gave him his kit. He might have given his the jockstrap, too. Minty fresh (allegedly)… Yum!

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Posted: 13th, November 2010 | In: TV & Radio | Comment


X Factor: Matt Cardle Has Lots Of ‘Respect’ For ‘Stupid’ Katie Waissel

X FACTOR: Matt Cardle says he’s got loadsa “respect” for Kate Waissel. Would that be the same Matt Cardle who called Katie Waissel “a fame hungry twat”, a “dick” and “stupid” before he made a mess of his performance on last week’s show? Anyone else think Matt is covering his arse should he stuff up again and have to endure the sing-off?

ReadHow The X Factor And Sony BMG Fixed It For Katie Waissel, aka Katie Vogel.

READ: The X Factor 2010: Where You’ve Seen The Fix Factor Finalists Before

Posted: 5th, November 2010 | In: TV & Radio | Comment


X Factor Photos: Matt Cardle’s Marijuana Explanation

X FACTOR: Is Matt Cardle is smoking a joint (that’s a marijuana cigarette, readers and impressionable kids tuning in for news of the singing sensation)?

But it might be a rolled-up cigarette. Still, a show “insider” is here to tell the Sun:

“He had been to a festival and got carried away in the moment. But there will be no spliffs in the X Factor house.”

Bongs, then? Hot knives? Magic pin tricks? Or just Matt lulling the contestants into state of catatonia with his slowed-up, high-pitched versions of great pop songs..?

ReadX Factor: Jay Kay On Shagging The ‘F*cking Useless’ Cheryl Cole

ReadHow The X Factor And Sony BMG Fixed It For Katie Waissel, aka Katie Vogel.

READ: The X Factor 2010: Where You’ve Seen The Fix Factor Finalists Before

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'X Factor' Contestant Matt Cardle sighted at a recording studio in London.

Posted: 2nd, November 2010 | In: TV & Radio | Comment


X Factor Photos: Aiden Grimshaw Drops His Trousers As Matt Cardle Shops

X FACTOR 2010: It’s Week 4 of the finals and fans are gathering outside Fountain Studios in Wembley for the show’s recording. Matt Cardle walks past us looking like he’s on his way to B&Q to buy some leaded paint for Katie Waissel’s bedroom. Dermot O’Leary turns – literally. Right here. Dermot O’Leary. On. This. Page. He literally turns. The Jamie Oliver of presenting is here. Now.

And Mary Byrne gives us a wave. She’s got the common touch has Mary. Aiden Grimshaw drops his trousers and gives us the thumbs up. He looks intense. Do we look back or study our shoes?  If he turns his thumb down we die…

ReadHow The X Factor And Sony BMG Fixed It For Katie Waissel, aka Katie Vogel.

READ: The X Factor 2010: Where You’ve Seen The Fix Factor Finalists Before

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Contestant Matt Cardle at Fountain Studios in Wembley, north London, for the recording of X Factor.

Posted: 30th, October 2010 | In: TV & Radio | Comment (1)


X Factor 2010: Matt Cardle’s Seven Summers Band Shoots Up Album Chart

X FACTOR 2010: The album Matt Cardle recorded with his indie band Seven Summers is number 26 on the Amazon album download chart. Says Matt:

“If they are doing well and benefiting from this then I’m happy for them.”

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Posted: 17th, October 2010 | In: TV & Radio | Comment (1)


X Factor 2010: Matt Cardle ‘Cheats’ On Katie Waissel With Lauren Cutmore

REMEMBER that story about Matt Cardle bedding Katie Waissel in the X Factor house after a “wild kissing game”? Remember how the NoTW told readers that Matt was a stud-muffin and Katie was needy? Well, on the same day as that scoop the Sunday Mirror says loverboy Matt has had to “sneak off to meet his ex-girlfriend… pretty Lauren Cutmore.”

The story goes that Matt dumped Cutmore with the line: “I stand a better chance if I’m single.

Only:

“But he is said to be still besotted with her and took her out for a meal this week.”

Does that make him a love cheat? Does poor Katie know..?

ReadHow The X Factor And Sony BMG Fixed It For Katie Waissel, aka Katie Vogel.

READ: The X Factor 2010: Where You’ve Seen The Fix Factor Finalists Before

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Posted: 17th, October 2010 | In: TV & Radio | Comment