Posts Tagged ‘Max Clifford’
Jade Goody Eats Out
JADE Goody: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Jade Goody’s post-reality career, with grave robbers, Jade TV and awards…
The Mirror: “My lunch at Jade’s Grave”
Jade’s grave doubles as a picnic table. (Max Call me – I’ve ideas.) Jackiey Budden told onlookers [the snappers]: “I’m just having lunch with Jade” as she spent an hour reading the Bible and eating crisps and Scotch eggs.
The official Jade Goody Scotch Egg, made in Scotchland.
Jackiey, 51, had walked a mile from Jade’s former home to the churchyard that overlooks rolling countryside in Upshire, Essex.
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Posted: 8th, April 2009 | In: Celebrities | Comments (2)
Osama bin Laden Mistaken At Airport For Russell Brand
AT Manchester airport, face-recognition machines are in operation.
The Telegraph has seen an internal email:
“Update on the calibration – the facial recognition booths are letting passengers through at 30%. Changes appear to have been made without any explanation [or] giving anyone a reason for the machines [creating] what is in effect a 70% error rate.
“[The fact that] the machines do not operate at 100% is unacceptable. In addition it would be interesting to know why the acceptance level has been allowed to decrease.”
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Jade Goody’s Minging Funeral Flowers
JADE Goody: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Jade Goody’s post-reality career, with Jade’s funeral, Jade’s flowers and Jade’s mum…
The Sun: “Crowd’s farewell to Jade”
WREATHS spelling out Jade Goody’s best-known sayings — including “Minging” and “East Angula” — will accompany the reality TV star on her final journey today.
Floral arrangements will also include the word “kebab” — from one of her infamous Big Brother moments — and a Marmite jar after she compared herself to the spread, saying: “You either love me or hate me.”
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Posted: 4th, April 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (13)
Jade Goody’s Funeral Route And Facts
JADE Goody: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Jade Goody’s post-reality career. Jade is still dead but with her funeral to run and books to sell, she remains busy…
Daily Star: “JADE’S FUNERAL IS A FAKE”
She’s not dead? Was Jade the greatest method actor of her generation?
Jade Goody’s final resting place is being kept secret to keep ghoulish fans away. Her grieving family are trying to fool freaks and sickos by dropping false hints about possible burial plots. A source revealed last night: “Jade’s loved ones are desperate for her to be buried with dignity and to rest fully in peace. They want to be able to bury Jade in private and to keep the location a secret. Sadly, they know there are ghouls and freaks out there who might turn up at the grave site looking for souvenirs.”
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Posted: 3rd, April 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (20)
Jack’s Funeral Poem To Jade Goody Exclusive
JADE Goody: Anorak’s at-a-glance look at Jade Goody’s post-reality career, with Jade’s secret baby, Jade’s flower and Jack’s Ode To Jade…
Daily Star: “JADE’S SECRET BABY AGONY”
“She cradled our tot in her arms” Jack reveals all
There’s Jade and there’s Jack and there’s a baby in her arms….
GRIEVEING Jack Tweed told last night how Jade Goody sealed their love before she died by cradling their “imaginary baby”. He told OK! magazine: “Jade cradled our imaginary baby before she died.”
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Posted: 31st, March 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts | Comments (4)
